you gotta hand it to yang, shes quite a disarming look.

gearholder:

…is there a joke here? I kindof don’t watch “Shrek with anime girls”

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well after how the show left her, she’s not exactly alright.

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Originally posted by -cinderfall

dizzyotter:
“ when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers
”

dizzyotter:

when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers

ruinedchildhood:

Daffy Duck…isn’t really a duck.

isn’t there a theory that daffy is actually a martian?

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Originally posted by unsupervisedfrolicking

and that’s why the martian queen had a thing for him in duck dodgers

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Originally posted by ddodgers

agenderwaterbender:

i want:

  • a new tattoo.
  • to be kissed.
  • to not be nervous about my future.

to break free
it all
to ride my bicycle

elegantpaws:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”

Opportunity. Recognize it.

thewinterwulf:

thewinterwulf:

I AM FUCKING OFFENDED

WINTERWULF ISN’T AN AVAILABLE USERNAME

FUCK UUUUUUUUUU

okay but theWinterWulf was so it’s all cool now….

i’m gonna fuckin wreck that bitch who stole winterwulf….

deja vu

dreamatoriom:

We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark and we can give Ben Affleck an academy award for screen writing. People can find the good in anything but themselves.

illuminated-lamp:

blossyay:

I just always found it hilarious that Frisk has the “ tired of ur bs” face

I love how every WTF parts are in this omg

tigerman9001:
“ myworsturl:
“ floppy-unicorn:
“ Finally, a doctor we can trust.
” ”

tigerman9001:

myworsturl:

floppy-unicorn:

Finally, a doctor we can trust.

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