Silver Tongue

grimmleal:

onion-souls:

pyronoid-d:

wuevosama:

This happened when I told a friend you CAN parry Havel but he wouldn’t believe me. So he handed me the controller

ITS LIKE HE KNEW I WAS THE ONE IN CONTROL
T H E R O C K W A S A F R A I D

Havel really fucking sizing you up there he was calculating that shit like

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Originally posted by teachingfeelslike

He scurred

Looks like the Rock…

Got stopped.

meltdraw:

When some young lovers walk along the trail in a park, they might have the urge to carve their names/initials and a heart within as a cute expression of their love that could outlast their lifetime. Sometimes cut a little too deep and remove the bark entirely when tracing a heart. In hiking culture, this is considered a dick move who believe in “Leave No Trace Behind”. It damages the tree by disrupting its flow of nutrients and expose itself to insects who could carry pathogens. As a complete ‘homebody’, I found this information new and influenced to rethink trees as flesh. Delicious flesh trees.

the-war-on-being-cool:

asucca:

The only real political compass is a spectrum that goes from smug anime avatars to smug Steven Universe avatars.

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Just a rough guide

flange5:

So the Rogue POTUS Staff Twitter is … terrifying

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Wait, he’s using an alternate email for confidential information? that’s a major breach of national security even worse than Clintons emails.

carol-on:

mysharona1987:

Trump and the former President of Mexico acting like bitchy high school girls on social media. 

It’s like The West Wing meets Mean Girls.

What the world has come to.

UPDATE

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I voted for affordable education.

callmemyhero:

BEST PANEL OF THE WHOLE SERIES ISTG

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dubiousculturalartifact:

*this* is the Captain America we need to be hearing from right now, not ‘fascism made edgy for plot-twists’

THE REAL STEVE ROGERS

scholvin:

As pleasing as it is to see Richard Spencer get hit in the face over and over and over on my dash tonight, he actually suffered a far more humiliating and important defeat earlier this week. 

Remember how he called for an armed march against the tiny Jewish community in his hometown of Whitefish, Montana for last Monday? Yeah. About that:

The rabbi’s voice began to break. For several seconds, the park was silent, save for the sound of Roston sniffling. “You let us know that we are not alone,” she finally said. “You let us know that our community, that our amazing magnificent town of Whitefish, is not only protected by great, divinely formed mountains of earth — this town is protected by a wall of humanity that refuses to be quiet or sit still in the face of bigotry, racism, sexism, homophobia or anti-Semitism.”

TL;DR – the entire town rallied around their neighbors. They got unequivocal, strong, bipartisan support from state officials. Reinforcements arrived from around the country. And the nazis fucking bailed. They never even showed up.

That article needs editing, but it’s worth a scan for the lessons in it. The one I’m holding onto is that we can never give these clowns power they don’t actually have, especially the nameless online assbags. We can’t cede an inch. If we care about each other, and just show up, they will lose every. fucking. time. 

drst:
“ I don’t care if I’ve reblogged this before, it’s still true.
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drst:

I don’t care if I’ve reblogged this before, it’s still true.

mamasynth:

beachdeath:

imagine being a han/leia shipper in 1983 and you’ve spent three years hearing from the luke/leia shippers how there’s no chance of han/leia happening because han’s probably dead now and besides the empire strikes back literally ended with luke and leia holding each other and staring into deep space so like obviously you’re an idiot for shipping han/leia and you need to get with the winning team… and then imagine going into that movie… and walking out of that movie… imagine that level of schadenfreude and personal satisfaction

Somewhere in a college lunch room, May 24th, 1983

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when lulei happens tomorrow