scraps-is-busy:

Calling my bluff when I tell you the emergency register is broken does not mean I need to stop monitoring the service floor and ring you out.

I say it’s broken because that’s easier to explain than “corporate is going to fire me if I step away from my post to ring you out.” Because if they’re enough of an ass to hassle me about the emergency register, they certaintly don’t care about my job security.

aero-replies:

Dinky: Let get outta here before either of them comes home.

scotchtapeofficial:

lost yet another friend to the Central Time Zone today

There is no such thing as other timezones, central is the only one

madeofeyebrows:

I walked RIGHT INTO IT

charlesoberonn:

Things are getting heated in the world of magical intellectual property

thesacredchalass:

RU SERiOuS?!?!

southpauz:

mythalogies:

southpauz:

mythalogies:

southpauz:

mythalogies:

I’m so grateful I never had a scene phase

Dont let her off the hook yet
she wanted a fursuit in middle school

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD COME AT ME LIKE THIS UR THE WORST

I’M SCREAMing

dedocracia:

Lulz

iguanamouth:

gotitforcheap:

when you really think about it, your dick is just like a big fleshy zit you can pop over and over, sorry for writing this post, my pride refuses to let me delete it