dark–carnival:

dies-first:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

iloonylovegood:

dies-first:

No one disappoints Grandma Friend™

inspired by one of these~

😂

“Abuela, no…”

You haven’t just let her down Reaper you’ve let YOURSELF down

@sigmatique

takethesword:

Cat researcher: – and so we see that humans do not understand that we are a different species. They see us as smaller, cuter human babies. Their voices rise in pitch when they speak to us – identical to the “baby talk” tones they use with their own offspring – and they carry us around, cuddle us, and engage in other childish expressions of affection and child rearing, such as kissing us and demonstrating how to play with toys. Our small size renders them unable to comprehend the progression of our age as their offspring typically rival the parents in size before they are allowed or forced to fend for themselves, whereas for us–

kestrel337:

trebled-negrita-princess:

sizvideos:

Chaz Smith explains us why men are the only problem in sexual assault

it’s that simple

this is cool. (Don’t read the comments; they’re just heartbreaking evidence why this is so fucking necessary)

officersmitten:

pumpkinspicesappho:

let’s be real abt ghostbusters for a second because it is not even debatable that after the girls save the city and holtzmann’s face is on television they get 200 calls a day like “there’s a ghost in my bed and i need jillian holtzmann to come and take care of it”

#every time there’s a call from a creepy dude asking for holtz they send kevin#bc 1) there’s never a real ghost so he cant possibly screw it up#2) he always makes the creepy guy feel incredibly inferior#3) kevin feels SO good about himself cause he presses a couple buttons on his fake proton pack and BOOM no ghost ! (via geekholtz)

busket:

wet-monsoon:

the funniest part of the journal is when ford is stuck in the dimension where everything and everyone is shaped like the letter “M” and he just got angrier and angrier about it like “why does this place exist. why are vacuums shaped like M they don’t function when they’re shaped like M. this dimension offends me in every possible way and i want to die” 

remember the bill ama when someone asked about bills friends

grindbuster:

go on anon and psychoanalyse me and make me cry

birdkites:

i need to stop working on this so here

lamiaforte:

zenigata:

2chan.net [ExRare]

that’s cute

japansapphic:

are you

a) the one who’s always sending shitty memes that no one wants

b) the one who always threatens to block Person A for their ugly memes

c) the one who reads everything in the group chat and just doesnt reply

d) the one is a different time zone who’s always late to respond to everything