soupppp:

namebrandpigeon:

I’ll never forget the time I was waiting for my friend by the bathroom in the mall I watched a guy go into the men’s room empty handed, and when he came out he had an ice cream cone

im gonna scream

6balls:

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

overlord-puffin:

grawly:

grawly:

shoutout to the League of Legends macOS client daisychaining three fucking apps with slightly different icons that break if you launch the wrong one first

fruitdogrogue:

Orchid and Melon Iridescent Pearls

karshmallow:

karshmallow:

was thinking about how funny itd be if zagreus was like a charmander… if his feet go out he just dies.

very inspired by [this piece] by @noenee-art 

how does zag take a bath??? two possible answers:

1. he canonically smells like onions. he just doesn’t.
2. tried and true achilles method 😌

lord–of-the–bings:

stream:

Tropic Thunder (2008) dir. Ben Stiller

I thought this was just Tyra talking to Ben Stiller

somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

missalsfromiram:

This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good

The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it.

gaaraofsburbia:

himbofisher:

Cultural context is doing a lot of heavy lifting for this ambiguous sentence; but misreading it on the first go has ruined my life

baronvonbaron:

@gomjabbar had a really good idea and i had to actualize it