Silver Tongue

roadhonk:

iwilleatyourenglish:

things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:

  • the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef. 
  • a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction
  • when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.
  • there are college students who own a house phone
  • faye dunaway is there
  • there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”
  • the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.
  • the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers
  • can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”
  • toot toot
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cynicz:

amoyed:

cynicz:

amoyed:

I’m pretty sure 90% of my mutuals dislike me

me

I made the post, so it’s me. Not you

you dumb bitch I meant I’m your mutual and I hate you. This is why we hate you

witwicky:

This is a friendly reminder to everyone that Shia LaBeouf is Jewish. His first name is literally Hebrew for ‘praise god’. His mother is Jewish. He is not just some good white ally. When he protests, when he shouted down that neo nazi troll in that video that’s circulating, it’s not just allyship, it’s personal for him. Keep that in mind.

robotslenderman:

anythingbetterthanzukash:

Canada Lynx (x

The enormous paws *grabby hands*

Khajiit has wares, but only if you have coin.

copperbadge:
“ jonothetonedeafsidekick:
“ chrisman1024:
“ solarbird:
“ dharmagun:
“ be he stronge? list ye, budde
he hath straunge chymerical blod!
swyngeth he from a thred?
cast thine eyn ouverhedde
god wot! anon cometh spydere man
”
GENIUS....

copperbadge:

jonothetonedeafsidekick:

chrisman1024:

solarbird:

dharmagun:

be he stronge? list ye, budde

he hath straunge chymerical blod!

swyngeth he from a thred?

cast thine eyn ouverhedde

god wot! anon cometh spydere man

GENIUS. ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS.

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@copperbadge this seems to be in your bailiwick 

I love everything about this post. 

yayfeminism:

sevensneakyfoxes:

thechronicleofshe:

sleazeburger:

Solidarity for this woman who is stuck inside the prison sentence of playing “Subservient Trophy Wife” to a misogynistic sociopath.  I know that this is far from the top priority re: solidarity, but this 10 second clip is a visual metaphor for a lot of different frameworks surrounding this man’s relentless reliance on abuse as a means-for-power

Everyone around him (his family, his staff, his victims) appears to live in fear of his limitless rancor, and what it would mean to renounce him in any way/shape/form. This man has made his fortune by bullying and intimidating his contractors, clients, and the women in his life. He scams them, steals from them, physically and verbally assaults them, because he knows that he will be able to ruin their lives if they ever tried to take him to court. This is the backbone of his empire.

We see you, we are watching your every move, we are not intimidated by you or your corporate manipulation tactics, and we will fight until you are defeated.

THANK YOU

From the few clips I’ve seen, he treated her so fucking poorly at that goddamn inauguration, like he couldn’t care less, like she was a piece of fucking luggage he was having dragged around behind him.  A lot of shit was made of Michelle’s reaction to her gift, but I get the sense that the Obamas, like the rest of us, understand that she’s a vulnerable woman.

This is another powerful image.

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People are trying to claim that video has been reverse but it has not.

“If you watch the video of Graham’s speech from another angle, it looks like Trump may have been saying something to his son Barron.“

dinuguan:
“ bigeisamazing:
“ game night with the bros
”
edward gamer hands
”

dinuguan:

bigeisamazing:

game night with the bros

edward gamer hands

viralthings:
“A friend sent this picture to me, said it was from the Woman’s March in Albany.
”

viralthings:

A friend sent this picture to me, said it was from the Woman’s March in Albany.

peachdeluxe:
“this is the worst thing these hands have made
”

peachdeluxe:

this is the worst thing these hands have made