Silver Tongue
galactic meme culture in star wars

taxi-moose-gods:

alrightanakin:

women-inthe-sequel:

jedimasteramell:

gokissthewookie:

binarysunset:

alrightanakin:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

alrightanakin:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

lukeskywalkuer:

alrightanakin:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

theforcevevo:

alrightanakin:

alrightanakin:

bottoms up and the sith lord laughs

chancellor 👏palpatine 👏 did 👏 geonosis👏

Dicks out for han solo

the bubble opera but every time sheev mentions the dark side it gets faster

DONT👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏A 👏REBEL 👏IF 👏YOU 👏HAVENT 👏PERSONALLY 👏BLOWN 👏UP 👏THE 👏DEATH 👏STAR👏

order 66: executed

the jedi: dead

dicks: out

THE JEDI ORDER IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GALAXY

“The Jedi Order has resorted to sending a council member to spy on me. Sad!” - @realSheevSPalpatine

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All Your Echo Base Are Belong To Us

want to feel old? this is obi-wan kenobi now.

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Hello Naughty Younglings It’s Murder Time

if you can’t handle me at my in pieces exposed wires C-3PO, then you don’t deserve me at my shined and fresh out the oil bath C-3PO.

does Luke Skywalker is gay?

Me: so what do you think about the rebellion?

Date: Im actually a huge supporter of the Empire. Theyre pushing this galaxy in the right direction.

Me, shoving nutrient packs into my purse: sorry my uncle Fulcrum called I have to go-

midichlorians are the power house of the jedi

Jedi will travel across the galaxy to Jedha just to get kyber crystals for their lightsabers

They crave that mineral

Here come lord Vader
Oh sith waddup

Jarjar’s love
jarjar’s life

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:
“ im-not-a-lovecraftian-monster:
“ michigander514:
“ the-telescope-times:
“  NASA just saw something come out of a black hole for the first time ever
You don’t have to know a whole lot about science to know that black...

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

im-not-a-lovecraftian-monster:

michigander514:

the-telescope-times:

NASA just saw something come out of a black hole for the first time ever

You don’t have to know a whole lot about science to know that black holes typically suck things in, not spew things out. But NASA just spotted something mighty strange at the supermassive black hole Markarian 335.

Two of NASA’s space telescopes, including the Nuclear Spectroscopic Telescope Array (NuSTAR), miraculously observed a black hole’s corona “launched” away from the supermassive black hole. Then a massive pulse of X-ray energy spewed out. So, what exactly happened? That’s what scientists are trying to figure out now.

“This is the first time we have been able to link the launching of the corona to a flare,” Dan Wilkins, of Saint Mary’s University, said. “This will help us understand how supermassive black holes power some of the brightest objects in the universe.”

NuSTAR’s principal investigator, Fiona Harrison, noted that the nature of the energetic source is “mysterious,” but added that the ability to actually record the event should provide some clues about the black hole’s size and structure, along with (hopefully) some fresh intel on how black holes function. Luckily for us, this black hole is still 324 million light-years away.

So, no matter what strange things it’s doing, it shouldn’t have any effect on our corner of the universe.

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~ Blastr.com

Is that supposed to stop me from panicking about it?

They’re here

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reapers L O C A T E D

mogatrat:

trompehue-studios:

kirbyfanneox:

thebuttkingpost:

sexualbolshevism:

weloveshortvideos:

Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.

G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S

I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.

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I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that

jade4813:
“ roachpatrol:
“ ghostymcspooky:
“ soloontherocks:
“ notanotherreyloblog:
“ thebaconsandwichofregret:
“ azumariko:
“ he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser
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Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t...

jade4813:

roachpatrol:

ghostymcspooky:

soloontherocks:

notanotherreyloblog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

azumariko:

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down

aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. 

kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.

palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino

‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. 

‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.

Oh my god.

every year on the aniversary of the day where obi wan owned anikins ass on mustafar, kenobi sends vader a bag of sand and a postcard that says “greetings from tatooine” with a picture of him in a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses lounging in a deck chair.

sinto619:

My favorites among the requests I got from /utg/

thisarenotarealblog:

dogmatix:

idiopathicsmile:

idiopathicsmile:

emilysidhe:

idiopathicsmile:

theragnarokd:

idiopathicsmile:

it is pretty hard to find solid statistics on wolf attacks, but as far as i can tell, wolves in north america kill way way way less than one person a year, which means that forces more deadly to us than wolves include: dogs, ice fishing, and getting crushed by a falling flat screen tv.

…further complications to trying to write non-ridiculous angst into a werewolf story

“you don’t understand…i’ve done things under the full moon that i can never take back…one time i ate a squirrel”

“I SNIFFED MY OWN BUTT. THE INDIGNITY HAUNTS ME STILL.”

“i have pooped in the woods and now must go brood about it. don’t try to follow me. 

…and seriously, be careful around your flatscreen, it is probably heavier that you think.”

European wolves (before they were hunted into extinction in most areas) attacked humans purposefully a lot; it’s in the historical record.

North American gray wolves have a natural fear of humans and attack people very rarely, really only when threatened or starving.

So like, imagine, like, a divide between people who got infected with Old World and New World lycanthropy.  One makes you this dangerous beast that sees humans as a viable food source an another makes you perceive humans as a threat.  Imagine people getting it wrong!

Some shady paranormal group capturing a werewolf to use as security but it just runs away when people trespass.

Some hunters go deep into the woods to murder a werewolf clan for their pelts but it turns out they’ve isolated themselves so deeply because they have the European strain and none of the hunters survive.

New werewolves are so confused because the websites give conflicting advice:  get yourself to your nearest national park when you’re about to turn and just let yourself run free; if you try to cage yourself the claustrophobia and the smell of people will make you panic and you could really hurt yourself or someone else.

vs

If you’re anywhere near human civilization you must make sure you turn in a closed space that you can’t escape from in wolf form or you’ll definitely kill someone.  Just try to take a nap during the full moon, OK.

And they’re like, WHAT DO I DO WHICH ONE DO I HAVE?

updated position: at the end of the day, there are, in fact, a number of possible compelling werewolf problems

case in point, the global werewolf cultural divide!

on the subject of the global werewolf cultural divide, another update, per wikipedia:

Wolves from different geographic locations may howl in different fashions: the howls of European wolves are much more protracted and melodious than those of North American wolves, whose howls are louder and have a stronger emphasis on the first syllable. The two are however mutually intelligible, as North American wolves have been recorded to respond to European-style howls made by biologists (x)

that’s right guys: wolves have accents

@darkicedragon

@tahthetrickster

expectos-patronum:

the original star wars trilogy but every time it cuts to a scene on an imperial ship the doofenschmirtz evil incorporated theme plays