Yeah, hey, wait a minute, can someone explain to me why not liking the Jem movie because it was poorly written and believing that it’s part of some Illuminati mission to not give girls superheroes is okay, but not liking the Powerpuff Girls reboot if it’s poorly written and sends bad messages to girls is somehow this terrible, horrible thing that gets you called a hater? I’m so confused.
D.va is 19 years old and she left home to fight for her country and risk her life and she knows how to Pilot a mech suit that she even made it to be customized to her own taste without worrying that people will judge her for being “childish” and even has the mental energy to livestream her all during this
meanwhile here I am 1 year younger making noodles at 2:45am
In all fairness, it’s also in the future when that kind of thing was somewhat expected from people with such skills and coordination.
tbh I’d love a horror-comedy about a retail worker accidentally becoming a ghost/demon hunter because they’re just so unfazed by difficult and weird and bellicose customers that evil entities aren’t much more of a challenge.
“sir or ma'am or neuter, I’m going to have to ask you to stop crawling on the ceiling, you’re disturbing the other residents”
“please leave this place before I call the exorcist to remove you from the premises”
“company policy forbids me from accepting power from customers in exchange for my soul or firstborn child”
“sir, if you keep speaking to me like that, I’m going to have to end this spirit board conversation. have a good day, goodbye”
the walls start weeping blood. our hero gives a long-suffering sigh, walks away, comes back with a wheelie mop bucket and biohazard gloves. hey, it’s better than bathrooms on the overnight shift, at least blood’s not smelly when it’s fresh.
After facing Karen of the Many Coupons and Screaming Children, Asgortoh the Reaper of the Damned is no contest.
Can…can I write this? Can this be a thing I do? Comic or otherwise? I kinda love the idea of it. Maybe the retail worker decided to get a chill grounds keeping job in a cemetery and stuff? I wanna do it.
tbh I’d love a horror-comedy about a retail worker accidentally becoming a ghost/demon hunter because they’re just so unfazed by difficult and weird and bellicose customers that evil entities aren’t much more of a challenge.
“sir or ma'am or neuter, I’m going to have to ask you to stop crawling on the ceiling, you’re disturbing the other residents”
“please leave this place before I call the exorcist to remove you from the premises”
“company policy forbids me from accepting power from customers in exchange for my soul or firstborn child”
“sir, if you keep speaking to me like that, I’m going to have to end this spirit board conversation. have a good day, goodbye”
the walls start weeping blood. our hero gives a long-suffering sigh, walks away, comes back with a wheelie mop bucket and biohazard gloves. hey, it’s better than bathrooms on the overnight shift, at least blood’s not smelly when it’s fresh.
After facing Karen of the Many Coupons and Screaming Children, Asgortoh the Reaper of the Damned is no contest.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
