eternalgirlscout:

takethebulletsoutyourson:

eternalgirlscout:

i think it’s really Cool how there are so many ways to express emphasis™ on tumblr and they’re all c o m p l e t e l y different it’s #wild

#E m p h a s i s™

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Can someone make a gif of it shaking intensely to ad another layer of emphasis?

pheciles:

andreii-tarkovsky:

i can’t believe ash ketchum got assassinated in the very first episode

Honestly the whole first episode of Pokemon was just ash getting roasted constantly and pikachu laughing his ass off

Honestly that’s the whole first season

timurmurtazin:

silver-tongues-blog:

I can’t believe it worked
@timurmurtazin

This is absolutely disgraceful.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

quartz-poker:

the-ink-pad:

scherzicscherzo:

the-fuckiing-strong:

ness-paula:

mama-germany:

dangerbooze:

knightoflodis:

giant-squidney:

sabertoothwalrus:

lv70:

sixth-light:

notcaycepollard:

bioloyg:

live-and-let-bi:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

illuminaliens:

lady-writes:

hellothisisanthony:

rj4gui4r:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

cloudfreed:

ibilateral:

fit-margs:

generalwow:

outrunmyself:

thehufflepufflifts:

fit-margs:

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

i feel this on a spiritual level.

They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.

George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.

They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.

🤔🤔
I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

Why is my name always used for bad shit :(

But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples

or Pink Ladies

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

fuji apples tho

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else.

I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

Royal Gala or go home

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

HONEYCRISP!!!

All of those apples rock.

Things are getting heated in the apple fandom.

It’s too early in the morning for fucking Apple Discourse

Fuji apples are objectively the best and if you disagree natural selection is coming for you

I’m actually curious if Heirloom Red Delicious are a thing, like, a strain that was left alone from the breeding machinations of man, and just survives in obscurity because most people have no idea that Heirloom Fruits and Veg are a thing.

I honestly, read all of this… and imagined it as people arguing over who their favorite apple family member was.

All you guys are wrong. Earth apples are best apples. Especially french fried earth apples. With salt.

And don’t forget the pie you make with earth apples. I love me some shepherds pie. They also make some great alcohol and if you shred them and fry them, the perfect breakfast side.

La meilleure pomme est une pomme de terre

quartz-poker:

happygonatty:

Nailed it!

is this what twerking used to look like?

quartz-poker:

rasec-wizzlbang:

if the twilight zone was still a thing today this would probably be an episode

Half of all furry porn involving fursuits is somebody getting stuck in a fursuit and it hurting them (usually by brainwashing and transformation).

Being possessed by a fursuit is one of my top kinks

butters-the-alicorn:

butters-the-alicorn:

And thus Butters saved the day. Hooray!

Today’s filler is a blast from the past ‘cuz I still like the joke in this one.

literallysame:

meridithgreys:

“Ask yourself: Does Donald Trump have the temperament to be Commander-in-Chief? Donald Trump can’t even handle the rough-and-tumble of a presidential campaign. He loses his cool at the slightest provocation…”

ok she did that 

kokosac:

「Let’s take five」