my new character: a guy who comments on every vice article talking about how sjws have ruined prostate milking journalism but gets distracted by thoughts of shellfish before he can finish his post.
the crab fucking killed him dude
Reptiles close their eyes like this when they feel like they are in danger. They’re protecting their eyes from an attack. Opening it’s mouth like this is a threat, like a dog showing it’s teeth. If your lizard closes it’s eyes when you touch it’s head, it doesn’t like it and is telling you as best it can that it wants you to stop.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
In the (possible) leak Jasper does not have her eyeliner.
She also didn’t have any eyeliner in Chille Tid.
This means that her eyeliner isn’t an innate part of her but something she intentionally put on before going to confront her enemy. And I just love the thought of Jasper standing in front of a mirror, making sure her makeup was perfectly applied, making sure her cape was properly starched, making sure her hair was extra big and floofy because she wanted to look damn good when she finally met Rose Quartz.
i want her to put it on on screen. perfect razor sharp wings in seconds. everyone is suitably impressed.
shit sokdfjlskjdflkshjfksjjd
It IS confirmed by the Crewniverse that Jasper wore that cape to look “intimidatingly fabulous” so this is probably all canon too.
I want her to teach amethyst and steven how to do it too because the quartz gotta look fabulous together.
Well my car is finally dead. It’s been nice driving her for the last three years but at the ripe age of 18 it’s getting to expensive to repair. Hopefully I can manage to get a ride to the credit union to get a loan approved for this other car I’ve been looking at for the last 2 weeks because my good for nothing bank won’t approve my loan and I doubt you wanna give me the $300 required to get my car running again for the next 6 weeks until something else goes wrong.
- A-Z: Memes
#it’s interesting how some of these can still be funny like a good ‘mmm watcha say’ is still excellent#but some of them have not aged well and must be left in the past#eg i just cringed having read the words ‘x all the y’ (x)
Cringe at ALL the old memes
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
It’s me your favourite locally grown 100% preservative free spirit of the dead
I can’t tell if I’m a flourist or a warrior…
Why not both?
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)
woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true
I wish I could catch a fucking break
