cognitohazardous:

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dont stop fighting. not yet.

puukkolesbo:

prokopetz:

Random D&D headcanon: tieflings have enough demonic nature that pure salt feels like burning, but not enough for it to actually harm or repel them. The upshot is that for tieflings, salt really is a spice.

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incorporealbastard:

nikkalick:

swanofmischief:

jungwildeandfree:

nikkalick:

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

“This curse of the gods can never be undone!”

“…unless.”

“…….unless…”

Wait but if we go in order

Justin is the one measuring our thread (ok)

Travis is the one weaving it (comforting)

And Griffin is cutting it (terrifying)

Griffin is the most chaotic of the brothers. He’s the only one who could wield that kind of power my good dude

Griffin, about to end my time on this earth: UHHHSNYYYYYUUUP

blacktwittercomedy:
“Black Social Comedy
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rosequartzgems:

cheatcommandos:

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

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@sarsimio this tag fucking obliterated me

sexhaver:

kineticpenguin:

phoenixonwheels:

In tonight’s protests-meet-police-corruption news, Seattle PD hits peaceful protestors with pepper spray and flash bangs and then Tweets a photo of candles literally labeled “candle” and claims they’re IEDs. Entire population of Twitter drags them.

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they didn’t even throw the candles

runyons6:

headspace-hotel:

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

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turing-tested:

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these are posts by a government official, the commissioner of District 1 Putnam County, Tennessee, who is now trying to say they were only jokes.

this man is in a relatively high position of authority in my county and he feels comfortable posting and saying these things.

if you can, please reblog this post and call/email the mayor’s office asking for Jonathan Williams resignation for his racist and unacceptable behavior.

Putnam County Mayor Randy Porter’s email: randy.porter@putnamcountytn.gov and phone number 931-526-2161

The commissions facebook if you would like to leave a comment about how you feel about this.

County Commissioner for District 1 Jonathan Williams’ phone number, if you’d like to let him know how you feel about his statements on Facebook: 931-526-1231

this is not acceptable from anyone, least of all government officials. if something isn’t done, this man will continue to be able to affect legislation in my county according to the blatantly racist and xenophobic ideals he defends and believes in.

severalowls:

1000-rat-corpses:

this is so funny omg discord went down…but like, possibly only in texas


im not the only one affected but everyone else is in texasssss

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