Silver Tongue
maxximoffed:
“retire bitch
”

maxximoffed:

retire bitch

justababybug:
“finally
”

justababybug:

finally

zoie-bitofahermit:

affinitiesandfascinations:

414lilj:

lumberjackmack:

trippin-through-reality:

It’s a growlithe

if my growlithe ain’t that big i don’t want it

^ tbh

*grabs her arm* “I could eat you,”

*lets go of her arm* “but I won’t.” 😋

@the2ndateam

reddragdiva:

Can I punch Nazis?

I don’t know. Can you?

I am capable of the act, yes.

Then you should.

May I?

The answer to that is also yes.

My mother told me that violence was never the answer.

My mother told me I was handsome; you can’t always listen to your mother.

What happened to letting the other guy throw the first punch?

Nazis don’t throw the first punch. Nazis burn the first Reichstag.

Aren’t the Left supposed to be the tolerant ones?

Supposed to be the smart ones, too, but they keep falling for that “I thought you were supposed to be the tolerant ones” horseshit.

What about dialogue?

Dialogue is for reasonable people acting in good faith. Dialogue is between two acceptable positions. “Taxes need to be raised” vs. “taxes need to be lowered” is grounds for dialogue. “Taxes need to be raised” vs. “Jews should be thrown in ovens” is grounds for a beating.

But isn’t this sinking to their level?

That depends. After you punch the Nazi, do you espouse the tenets of National Socialism?

No.

Then you’re better than a Nazi.

But doesn’t this just give the other side ammunition?

The other side in this argument are lying fucks who can twist any piece of information into a swastika-shaped balloon animal if you engage them in good faith; lacking a piece of information, they’ll just make shit up. Might as well punch a Nazi.

What about peace, love, and understanding?

Great goals, and once we get rid of the Nazis we can get to work on them. All three are completely impossible when Nazis are about.

When should you punch a Nazi?

Whenever you get a chance. Preferably when they’re not looking.

What if they’re smaller than you?

Hit them with your fist.

What if they’re bigger?

Hit them with a bat.

Isn’t this a slippery slope?

After we defeated the Nazis in World War II, did we keep shooting people or did the troops come home and start having babies?

The second thing.

There you go. The slippery slope argument is nine times out of ten bullshit. Human beings are good with slippery slopes: we build stairs.

What if you think you’re punching a Nazi, but you just hit a white guy with a shitty haircut?

Run.

What should you do if you hit a Nazi?

You should run then, too. Don’t get me wrong: punching Nazis is still illegal. We’re discussing morality.

But I don’t want to punch anyone.

Then get off your duff, mister, and give aid and support to the boys on the front lines. We’re all in this together. Again.

geekerypeekery:

thisiseverydayracism:

Trump is such a loser.

Spread these images. Everyone in Trump’s America needs to see just how much they are in the minority.

leiafemme:

don’t glorify revolution in history and in fiction if you’re appalled at all forms of protest and change in the present.

straight people writing a gay character

hetphobia:

22 year old jack, named after jack twist from brokeback mountain, wearing stylish pink clothes mainly gucci and shades with a typical popular fuckboy-like blonde hairstyle and ear piercings and bright blue eyes: OH MY GAGA! cheyenne, you cant just go on your date with eric in THAT! this is a fashion EMERGANCY!!!!! eric is soooo into you and me, a boy expert, knows all to well that you need a cashmere scarf to go with that shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! youll get laid in NO TIME

engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

in-fi-ni:

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a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

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a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

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huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

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also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

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this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

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a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

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the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of  your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

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HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

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there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

mintyfreshsquids:
“ Give me attention™
Also Lil transparent,, kappa mod,, cause,, 10/10 love drawing them
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mintyfreshsquids:

Give me attention™

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Also Lil transparent,, kappa mod,, cause,, 10/10 love drawing them