Silver Tongue
twitblr:
“They plagiarized a CAKE.
”

twitblr:

They plagiarized a CAKE.

smileprecurelover:

kidmedia:

why obama look like Yami Yugi returning to the spirit world after his final duel

I knew Obama always wanted us to believe in the heart of the cards

tastefullyoffensive:
““Is it on? I don’t think it’s on, honey.” (via ihaetypos)
”

tastefullyoffensive:

“Is it on? I don’t think it’s on, honey.” (via ihaetypos)

kh2rac:
“NEVER FORGET
”

kh2rac:

NEVER FORGET

avatarthelastzed:

by-another-name:

abbiehollowdays:

(Tweet from @nycsouthpaw) Kris Kobach should learn to use folders and cover sheets.

[image] Department of Homeland Security Kobach Strategic Plan for first 365 Days.

——————

Can someone caption this when you get a chance? I’m on mobile.

[Transcript for those who are having trouble reading]

1. Bar the Entry of Potential Terrorists
-I. Update and reintroduce the NSEERS screening and tracking system (National Security Entry-Exit Registration System) that was in place from 2002-2005. All aliens from high risk areas are tracked. 
-II. Add extreme vetting system for high risk aliens. Question them regarding support for Sharia law, jihad, equality of men and women, the United States Constitution. 
-III. Reduce intake of Syrian refugees to zero using authority under the 1980 Refugee Act.

2. [Unreadable] Record Number of Criminal Aliens in the First Year
-[unreadable] 193,000 criminal removal cases dropped by the Obama Administration.
-[unreadable] ICE guidance memorands(?) adopted by the Obama Administration, issue new guidance [unreadable] “criminal alien” as any alien arrested for any crime, and any gang member. 
-[remainder is mostly unreadable; discusses enlisting local and state goverments to aid in the decrease of “criminal aliens”]

3. [Mostly unreadable, discusses PLANS FOR THE WALL]
-[unreadable] in addition to the 319 miles of existing [unreadable] covering the entire 1,989 miles planned for rapid build. [unreadable] the PATRIOT Act to prevent illegal aliens [unreadable]

[Most of the rest is unreadable]

5. [unreadable]
-[mostly unreadable, the ending sentence contains the phrase “Draft amendments to National Voter…”]

That’s all I could make out. If anyone else wants to add what they can see, feel free to do so.

This is a serious breach of classified information handling. I hope he gets fired for this! Better people have been fired for less (and lost an election)

ironbubble:
“ aysahrhia:
“ derpygrooves:
“ W-
WHAT
”
Yup, super handy trick to know!
”
tagging as reference for future me u3u
”

ironbubble:

aysahrhia:

derpygrooves:

W-

WHAT

Yup, super handy trick to know!

tagging as reference for future me u3u

sunnyside-art:
“His name is Cosmo, and he too is a star man
”

sunnyside-art:

His name is Cosmo, and he too is a star man

thegamerinallofus:
“ jin-hikari:
“ sodomymcscurvylegs:
“ cloudfreed:
“ onawhirlwind:
“ princessofpop:
“ “Pokémom” ”
Britney omg why
”
this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids
i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited...

thegamerinallofus:

jin-hikari:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

cloudfreed:

onawhirlwind:

princessofpop:

“Pokémom”

Britney omg why

image

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

image

Be my mom