Don’t fuck with us. Don’t fuck without us.
WhiteHouse.gov scrubs climate change, LGBTQ, more issues from official site after Trump takes office
- It’s official. Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
- In with the new and out with the… civil rights, climate change policy, health care.
- These are just some of the many issues scrubbed Friday from the White House’s official website, after Trump’s inauguration.
- The website’s transformation, from former-President Barack Obama’s administration to Trump’s administration demonstrated the stark differences between the two. Read more
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.
I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.
okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.
Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).
We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.
The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).
This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.
OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*
I can’t with this late night Tumblr shit!@sixpenceeeyou might like this!
i hate hate hate how white people laugh at cultures that believe in curses or superstitions like they don’t tell their kids that a man jumps down their chimney once a year and flies through the air on a cart pulled by magic reindeer
the fucking donnie like voldemort darth vader. reblog if emperor palpatine nerd culture red skull captain america!!! death eaters, griffith president? us nerd
And you wonder why he won.
Complacency on the left and voter suppression laws and tactics for one, but this post is a factor.
you heard it here first from the guy with the katawa shoujou avatar in 2016: donald trump won because i made fun of people making nerd culture analogies
