thatpolyglotgirl:
notallwugs:
Two scientists walk into a bar:
“I’ll have an H2O.”
“I’ll have an H2O, too.”
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
Once again, this is why no one likes linguists
The first scientists plot to kill the second has failed.
thatgirlonstage:
trashcandisaster:
Pearl is at least 5700 years old, probably older.
How many percent is 14 out of 5700? The answer is 0.24%.
Rose has been gone for 0.24% of Pearls life.
How much is 0.24% out of 80, roughly the average human lifespan for american women? The answer is 0.192, or about 70 days.
In human terms, Pearl has lost Rose 70 days ago. That’s barely two months.
Please think about that before you call her “salty” or say that “She should get over it already”.
To put that in even MORE perspective, 0.24% out of 20, which is closer to the average age of people watching the show and on this website, is 0.048, or 17 days. The years Pearl has been without Rose is as small a chunk of her life as roughly half a month is to most of us.
Wait, then relatively how long did rose know greg when she decided she wanted to sacrifice her physical form to have a child? How long has pearl known greg altogether?
i-know-that-im-short:
I would burn Facebook to the ground for a tic tac if I was given the opportunity
I would do it and I’m pretty sure some of my best friends would too. Hell, I haven’t even been on Facebook for 6 years
What about... Pokemon boobs?

Anonymous