thatpolyglotgirl:

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

“I’ll have an H2O.”

“I’ll have an H2O, too.”

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

Once again, this is why no one likes linguists

The first scientists plot to kill the second has failed.

thatgirlonstage:

trashcandisaster:

Pearl is at least 5700 years old, probably older.

How many percent is 14 out of 5700? The answer is 0.24%.

Rose has been gone for 0.24% of Pearls life.

How much is 0.24% out of 80, roughly the average human lifespan for american women? The answer is 0.192, or about 70 days.

In human terms, Pearl has lost Rose 70 days ago. That’s barely two months. 

Please think about that before you call her “salty” or say that “She should get over it already”.

To put that in even MORE perspective, 0.24% out of 20, which is closer to the average age of people watching the show and on this website, is 0.048, or 17 days. The years Pearl has been without Rose is as small a chunk of her life as roughly half a month is to most of us.

Wait, then relatively how long did rose know greg when she decided she wanted to sacrifice her physical form to have a child? How long has pearl known greg altogether?

fartgallery:
“ chromeofficial:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ Pokémon GO imagined by Polish illustrator Pawel Kuczynski
”
oh dang…………………………………………………………….. this is EDGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! steve come over quick we got ourselves an edgelord
”
Pokemon...

fartgallery:

chromeofficial:

tastefullyoffensive:

Pokémon GO imagined by Polish illustrator Pawel Kuczynski

oh dang…………………………………………………………….. this is EDGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! steve come over quick we got ourselves an edgelord

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Pokemon GO imagined by Canadian illustrator me

letshearitforthisclown:

ooh god what happened last night *looks at my chest and sees a tattoo that says “cumberbitch” across my midsection* oh good. at least my tattoos fine

sleepdepravity:

monsterfoundry:

the-dalm:

sleepdepravity:

did i just find videos on youtube that are just tom and jerry cartoons, except all the characters are replaced with 3d anime girl models?????????????

show me

I would like to see this too.


For reasons.

if….you say so…………………..

WHY IS THAT A THING

just-shower-thoughts:

Telling someone you shouldn’t be sad because other people have it worse than you is like telling someone they can’t be happy because someone else is happier than them.

i-know-that-im-short:
“​I would burn Facebook to the ground for a tic tac if I was given the opportunity
”
I would do it and I’m pretty sure some of my best friends would too. Hell, I haven’t even been on Facebook for 6 years

i-know-that-im-short:

​I would burn Facebook to the ground for a tic tac if I was given the opportunity

I would do it and I’m pretty sure some of my best friends would too. Hell, I haven’t even been on Facebook for 6 years

ARTIST PROBLEMS:

weirdtr:

Art.

What about... Pokemon boobs?
Anonymous

pembrokewkorgi:

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Last I checked, Pokemon don’t have boobs.

*cough*

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Originally posted by unfesant