peonyartz:

i mean,, they certainly are standing next to each other 

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: The door is locked and cannot be picked. 

Paladin (Half-Orc): I choose to break the door open quietly.

DM: You can’t just…break a door quietly.

Fighter (Human): What if he bends the door from the top?

DM: IT’S A WOODEN DOOR. YOU CAN’T BEND WOOD.

Fighter: Well we know that, but does the door know that?

DM: You can’t be serious.

Cleric (Harpy): Yeah who says the door knows it can’t bend!

DM: For fuck sake fine I’ll roll for the DOOR’S intelligence.

(rolls a 1)

DM: Oh my fucking god.

Paladin: Hell yeah! All right so I quietly bend the door open…

nbtomomo:

themself:

trapcard:

syndonic:

pussylipgloss:

changelocations:

:/

HELP

*SCREAMS*

@endwhiteboys

So eyebrows are a dealbreaker but being related isn’t?

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

W H Y

ahndaodiu:

myactivism:

myactivism:

Someone please put the, “What kind of white nonsense is this?” gif under this post.

I need to clarify something on this post. I am not “KINKSHAMING.” Kinks are great. I was like WTF because she quit her job to engage in a chosen, adult-consenting act.

@whitepeopledoingdumbshit

tarynel:

rapunzel-corona-lite:

sideniggaparalegal:

White people

I’m Celibate now 

WHY DON’T PEOPLE LOVE THEMSELVES

zwamboobs:

goodpersonbettersocks:

river-temz:

blackhaiirstyles:

zwamboobs:

White people want to be oppressed so badly.

I’m white and those are some of the white people that make me embarrased of it, I apologize for them 

thank you becky

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

helluva-pilot:

trump said that he wants to return to his tower on the weekends

boi, he doesn’t understand what this job entails 

Ok but can we address how supervillainy “return to his tower” sounds