Silver Tongue

tinylamp:

you:

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me:

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adurot:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

lastqueenofmars:

kittenesque:

themockingcrows:

Every single sick day, between the shows that were interesting, these would pound into my damn head.

THAT WAS A LOT OF SICK DAYS, AND A LOT OF REPEATS OF THESE COMMERCIALS, I CAN HEAR EVERY WORD IN MY HEAD..

OH MY GOD ZOO PALS

*strained growl

I don’t even know how to describe the sound that escaped my mouth

Don’t forget the Tiger Poster!

unduplicism:
“LOL BYE.
”

unduplicism:

LOL BYE.

clientsfromhell:

Me: Hi, I’m just following up on your call. What did you…

The client interrupts me sharply. 

Client: Look.  I’m DRIVING. I don’t like talking on the phone when I’m driving, DEAR. You’re just going to have to call me back when I’m done.

Me: OK. You have a fantastic day.

Protip: if you don’t want to answer the phone when you’re driving, DON’T PICK UP! 

xndreeeee:

spatziline:

ULTIMATE CROSSOVER (art collab with twin @moringmark)

OMFG YES

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What comes to mind when I say…

afallenwolf:

Body of an evil brain in a jar?

Dr Wheelo
Mother Brain
Hector Con Carne

squided:

whumf:

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory


 
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I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

theslayprint:

Since white people wanted to be included so badly lmao!