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My President Is Black

dynastylnoire:

mayordeweysofficialtumbler:

holybolognajabronies:

suiradas:

sapphiredoves:

sapphiredoves:

Reblog while it’s still true

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

I wanna see this get a million notes before he leaves office.

My boy !

January 19th’s the last day we can reblog, so don’t miss your opportunity!

Yo

The last day

The B in LGBT+ stands for Bye Bye Man

1120:

mythicfictionist:

meekokyu:

The Bye Bye Man is a gay icon

No it stands for Babadook the Bye Bye Man has no place in the community

^^^

Another example of the rampant byephobia on this site

clype:

reactionism:

youarefuckingmajestic:

REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.

STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.

If your partner stops finding you attractive just ‘cause you’re wearing pyjamas, then they sound pretty shit anyway.

taeminme:

That one time As Told By Ginger got dangerously close to porno territory.

the phrase “she’s got it goin on like donkey kong” implies that donkey kong has a fat ass.

vilepluff:

beelmango:

vilepluff:

to be frank that isn’t something I’d like to think about.

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he does tho???

I SAID I WOULD NOT LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT.

its-just-a-phage:

fitzefitcher:

n0rma1-people-sxare-me:

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

#this is team skull

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!”
One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?”
He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!”
Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?”
And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits”
And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.