Silver Tongue

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

antisemitic:

lesbianeroticthriller:

What

@whitepeopledoingdumbshit

“That’s how you get ants” - Mallory Archer

klingoff:

hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.

alaiha:

chvkwve:

I like being invited to things.
I don’t necessarily like going
But I like being invited.

image

doot:

STOP

jumpyhyliannetop:
“ cashcutie:
“ stunningpicture:
“ I saw Shaggy in a recent trip to Chicago.
”
this certainly is one stunning picture….
”
Boy am I glad that he’s in Chicago and I’m out here
”

jumpyhyliannetop:

cashcutie:

stunningpicture:

I saw Shaggy in a recent trip to Chicago.

this certainly is one stunning picture….

Boy am I glad that he’s in Chicago and I’m out here

tranquillust:

elionking:

holybolognajabronies:

whysperforsugar:

thehappyhooker:

Vegans be like

I have officially seen it all.

How ecosexuals get kinky in the kitchen

Wow

@whitepeopledoingdumbshit

nalstrodamus:

teganxxx92:

kingofthecult:

loveistheessenceoflife:

Shortfilm about a deaf, black girl who dreams of being a dancer

My heart

So you’re telling me we get shit like Bee Movie and “generic-white-princess-this-time-she’s-from-Norway” instead of this?

This 5 minute video had more emotion and meaning than the last 10 dreamworks and Pixar movies

I’m not crying, you are