keepbeachcityweird:

No post today.  If anyone needs me I’ll be at Brooding Hill… where I’ll be CRYING.

I usually cry at Crying Canyon, but it’s closed right because of some flash flood warnings.  

Flash floods? That’s hardly the most dangerous thing in that town.

luigi-hikari-club:

prince-of-the-iron-fist:

yup-that-exists:

The Nerf Nuke

Introducing the most epic Nerf weapon of all time! The Nerf Nuke is a rocket that launches in the air and shoots out 80 Nerf darts in every possible direction. It’s the holy grail, and is guaranteed to win you an Nerf war you start.

BUY IT HERE

T̢͉̳͎͎̰̟̩̥̗͙̜̞̩̦̤̀͜͢H̵̡̢͈̠͈͟E̶͉̹̝̠̮̺͓̱̬̥͔̠͚͠ͅ ̶̧̢͚͙̲̗̣̬͕̯͉̝̙̼͙͈͙̙͎͞Ş̥͉͕̬͈̺̙̫̫̠̕͠Ḱ̶̷̙͔̞̖̹͔̫̦̭̠͓̺̥̯͍͢͜I̧̦̱̗̬̱̮̪̹̦͟E̛̠̣͓͕̬S͏̶̵̹̯͎̠͓̲̣̱̜̞̭̕͠ͅ ̷̤̦̘͓̥̻̭̩͉̕̕͞Á̴̴͎͈̮̼͈̩͔̻͔̟̪̼͖̱̘͟͠R̸̛̗̥͎͕̦̞͕͓͕̪͓̕͝ͅḚ̹̟̞̤͕̣͕̦̬̠́̀ ̛͠͏̫̞̝͓̤̙̼̜͍̞́ͅṊ̛̪̪̖͚̭̗͔̺̬͝͠ͅͅO͏̗̙̰̻͚̗̱̼̱̗̝̝̩̤̗̮̣͘̕T̵̢̛̲̜̬̲̙͈͈̟̤̞̦̮̱̘͕̱̘̤ ̶҉̢̲̘̭̝͖̲̟̗̀͝S̴̷̡̠̮̥̟͖̹̱̣̫̥̳̱̬̪͝ͅĄ̹̯͉͍̱̙͕̳̗̗̼̦̀͠F̶͖̗̱̭̬̥͎̭͔͚̭̰̹͔͎̲̼͢͜͟͞E͇̰̲̣̟̖͚̬̩̭̘̜̰̹̘͡

remember the alamo

Can someone edit this into pharahs ult?

probablyfakeblonde:

mistrel-fox:

chatting with @probablyfakeblonde about the Cipher hunt

we’re calling it now

Calling you out, Hirsch

He was bill all along. He just needs us to find his physical body so he can once again exist in this dimension

gambang:

gemfag:

no, get down from there

Tumblr not loading the other pic. Please tell me it’s the scene from that 70s show with the weiner dog who likes to feel tall

micdotcom:

On Monday, the Supreme Court tendered its first abortion-related decision in more than 10 years — and came down firmly on the side of choice. In her concurrent opinion, Ruth Bader Ginsburg eviscerated the Texas abortion law and its blatant hypocrisy.

paradoxicalpotato:

I love how the Pokemon Go teams went from

To this

darkbeastcaarl:

smollmort:

deranged-black-kitten:

Part 1 of a Rick and Morty reading of some court transcripts from Georgia (word-for-word, this is directly from the court documents).

Note: I didn’t get all of it cause my phone was running out of space.

Here’s the link to the whole thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXB988kF3hI

And, for reference, this is the actual transcript of the court documents:

https://imgur.com/a/skffp

This is the judge and defendant IRL:

@katyasupernova

danisnotonfire:

when you transfer old pokemon for candy and forget the witty names you gave them

???

oh

no:

arandomthot:

Killed her with kindness

This is why we need to stop taking pics of random people in public and posting them tbh

kilalabunnies:

daddysdruidess:

zreyta:

Marginalized sexual/romantic orientations represented as the real and very accurate mythical creatures they are.

This is based on a tumblr text post, but… I can’t find it anymore… 

You can drag them ! They are transparent !

@losunicornios !!!!!!!

@silver-tongues-blog

I’m a motherfucking dragon