underpable:

You’re going to be petless. 

Yay, tears of ufathomable sadness. Yummy, yummy.

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

• Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
• He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
• He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
• he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
• then he was arrested again, and the above happened
• while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
• AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
• There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

thehorsewife:

Link to this comic got buggered up. See below for link.

lawfulgoodness:

a-wandering-minstrel:

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece.

Some other gems by Tomislac Jagnjic:

epic-rockets:

Me when meeting the TRio. 

daisyduval:

LOVE THIS SO MUCH 🏳️‍🌈

captainsnoop:

senseislouch:

momfricker:

me when Africa by Toto comes on

me when Down Under by Men at Work comes on

when Land of Confusion by Genesis comes on

when we didn’t start the fire by billy joel comes on

korolevcross:

magnechamp:

korolevcross:

popinloopy:

just-shower-thoughts:

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

nothing is still the same as nothing

Fucker

splat-splat-boom:

pick a muse!