pearlitariat:

top ancient steven universe theories:

  • pearl was an aristocrat and/or got captured by the cgs and ended up being forced to join
  • garnet had two gems because she absorbed the souls of her dead parents(???) (we didnt know how gems were made and giant woman hadnt come out yet ok)
  • the entire gem species were warriors who went around defending planets and helping people (hell this wasnt even a theory we just assumed this to be true at one point)
  • and of course, that iconic classic, onion is yellow diamond / her son bc he doesnt have ears you see,

simlyliving:

drudragonrose:

sciencemyfiction:

cute-ass-senpai:

asking-ask:

nudeparrot:

cruciatus-animus:

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

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If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

I’ve seen a surge of biphobic people lately so I thing this is relevant right now. It doesn’t matter if your straight, gay or lesbian, biphobia is never warranted and of you’re biphobic, you are a horrible person.

iamatinyowl:

crybabydyke:

Fat woman: *exists*
Man #1: you are disgusting and unfuckable, therefore worthless
Man #2: not so fast. she is not totally worthless. I would fuck her #bodyposi #feminism

Fat woman: *wants to fuck neither of them*
Man #2: what th e fucK I just said you weren’t completely worthless you should be fucking grateful I said I would fuck you bc I am extraordinary and a hero for saying it

just-shower-thoughts:

For an atheist, I sure use “I swear to god” and “Jesus Christ!” a lot.

chishionrnr:

I love this meme

kowskie:
“ Hey guys Im not dead!!!
”

kowskie:

Hey guys Im not dead!!!

lovestruck-derpy:


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puertohurraco:
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MYSTERY STORY TIME

221cbakerstreet:

latinkilledtheromans:

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

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And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

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As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

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Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

pembrokewkorgi:
“sweetwoodruff:
“ わわww
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Look guys, I’m glad you’re so open with your relationship, but can’t you not do that in public please?
”
@kilalabunnies

pembrokewkorgi:

sweetwoodruff:

わわww

Look guys, I’m glad you’re so open with your relationship, but can’t you not do that in public please?

@kilalabunnies