Silver Tongue

transvivienne:

transvivienne:

lucio tries befriending hana for all of 3 minutes before he is instantly overwhelmed by how genuinely murderous she is

hana: *explodes her 5th robot suit since moving to gibraltar that very afternoon* i play to fucking win

lucio:

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writingandnerdshit:

whales-are-gay:

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

afallenwolf:

papatulus:

Tom And Jerry S11E16: Duel Personality (1966)

Naruto Shippūden (2007)

So have kids been doing the “Tom Run” for all these years? 

stability:
“no but actually
”
Insurance fraud. Think about it, he leaves a kid home and he can blame it on the shuttle bus for leaving without the kid.

stability:

no but actually

Insurance fraud. Think about it, he leaves a kid home and he can blame it on the shuttle bus for leaving without the kid.

Ech, sending an ask that's explicitly stated not to send is even worse than sending "questions?" when a blogger says something along the lines "ask me some questions, I'm bored."

pasteldaemon:

It’s the same tired old contrary ‘humor’ that’s been knocking about since forever, I guess there’ll always be at least one. =u=

it’s like the unfunny dad jokes. Like the ones that dads won’t even say.

lastaled:

So here’s a great idea!

Not watching the inauguration will only do so much, because we may not be watching Donald’s inauguration, but we’re not watching any OTHER inauguration either.

The solution? Pretend that we ARE watching another inauguration. Make up whatever you want. Flood social media with posts about things that aren’t actually happening. Tweet about Donald peeing himself a little on stage. Tweet about the sound system fucking up. TWEET ABOUT HILLARY’S INAUGURATION.

Make it a phenomenon. Make it widespread. The man loves the headlines, and ignoring the headlines might not get to him, but stealing the headlines sure as hell will.

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yougottacarpediem:

by far my favourite scene from gumball