alegbra:

communismkills-says:

communismkills:

Another reason why I always hated movies, even growing up, is that I hated how predictable everything is in a movie. You know the good guys are always going to win, especially in a children’s movie. You know the main characters are going to get together. That’s just how it is.

Apparently, this makes me ~emo~ or something, but I’ve only really enjoyed very dark films. But I guess that’s just how I am, too. I don’t laugh at people getting hurt by falling off a chair, I laugh at genocide jokes.

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*middle schooler voice* my humor is like….. really messed up…. like I laugh at really Fucked up stuff….. im just Fucked Up dude….

Okay Jared Leto, we get it

scraps-is-busy:
“CURSE YOU QUICK TIME EVENTS! Why are you so hard?
Even when I have the type advantage…
”

scraps-is-busy:

CURSE YOU QUICK TIME EVENTS! Why are you so hard?

Even when I have the type advantage…

willisninety-six:

To celebrate the RNC 2016 starting tomorrow with the coronation of Trump, I present actual quotes for those still on the fence for this election, and still think Trump isn’t totally bad or think we can actually risk this guy being president for whatever reason.

Don’t forget to register and vote.

Sources:

[ On African Americans ]
[ On Women and mothers ]
[ On the poor ]
[ On treating the US economy like running risky business practices ]
[ On Hispanics & fans who assaulted a Hispanic man in his name ]
[ On publicly shaming a Miss Universe pageant and forcing weight loss on her ]
[ On dictator Kim Jong-un ]

septio1993:

Just Alex Hirsch (as Grunkle Stan and Soos) & Jason Ritter (as Dipper) attempt to amuse a little girl

domhnallgleeful:

Did you get that? Subtle!

mx-bones:

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coffeecollie:

sometimes you forget speed racer parodies aren’t even very exaggerated because the actual show is like this

petite-pumpkin:
“Snail farm!
”

petite-pumpkin:

Snail farm!

There is a direct correlation between people who don’t like milk and people who are short