Silver Tongue
vhs-rat:
““Thou hast been granted knowledge.” ”

vhs-rat:

“Thou hast been granted knowledge.”

bugprince:

cherry-jacks:

Tried to make Guzma in Sims 3 and one of the first things he did was gross Giovanni out by eating dirt in front of him. I think the bosses will love their new roommate. 

IM LAUGHIN can i just.. illustrate this

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it’s time to d-d-d-d-

burdmom:

mijichu:

furrypost-generator:

draw my fursona

ok.

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HOLY SHIT MIJICHU

celetreicreaturi:
“ Weeding out the weak with the first page being full on spider-human transformation.
Tumblr will be a temporary platform for these comics, because as you can see it butchers long images on dashboard display. I’m currently working...

celetreicreaturi:

Weeding out the weak with the first page being full on spider-human transformation.

Tumblr will be a temporary platform for these comics, because as you can see it butchers long images on dashboard display. I’m currently working to set up a website.

PATREON

adurot:

panopticblast:

tevruden:

princeloki:

twenty years ago there was a big to-do all about this new website called Ask Jeeves. back then, if you wanted to search the web, you used yahoo search, and back then, search indexing was SHIT

if you didn’t use the exact correct phrasing in your query, you didn’t find anything you wanted. and this was hard for humans to handle, because we’re used to asking questions, not parsing pieces of information into the most efficient phrases that will relate to larger banks of information

i was 8. i still read zoobooks. yahoo search was both dazzling and monumentally frustrating to me

so the thing about askjeeves.com was… you ask the search engine a question, and it uses algorithms to interpret your query to gather information, and respond to you in a human way. it was groundbreaking

two years later, google hit the web. i still remember being in the computer lab doing a research project and having a teacher tell me, “try this new search engine, its better than yahoo”

im telling you this because i know there are kids who were born into the age of Google… how good it got and how fast

because back then, search indexing still fucking SUCKED. back then there were people you knew who were “good at google” because you still needed to plug in the right words to find the right pages

today, i could reach into my pocket and pull out a device that both sees and hears me, and slur into the microphone “when was the sun born” and google will deliver me its age and all the theories and information surrounding the creation of our solar system

thats a lot of power to have. and when its that easy to get answers i want the comfort of knowing that you’re all taking the time to ask questions

This actually does work

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Kids these days will never know the experience of asking Jeeves if he’s gay

Jeeves was a heck of a guy.

kilalabunnies:

kudalyn:

when your friends are kinkenabling you instead of kinkshaming you

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@silver-tongues-blog @dawnchaser0

scraps-is-busy:

slimeportal:

scaliefox:

its-a-laser-gun-hun:

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

“I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb”

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

please name an adult movie that isnt just sex, explosions, yelling and a cheap (and unbelievable) love story

Poking over a list of successful r-rated movies to jog my memory:

Terminator 2

Highlander 

Saving Private Ryan

The Green Mile and Shawshank Redemption (really just put the a majority of Stephen King, his books tend to get uncut, R-rated adaptions instead of being watered down).

Blazing Saddles

Some of Robin Williams’ more adult movies like Good Morning Vietnam and Good Will Hunting

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest 

Silence of the Lambs

All the Mad Max films

All the Alien Movies

That’s only the ones I’ve seen or know enough about to list in confidence because of glowing recommendations. 

Don’t forget Pan’s Labyrinth

It’s important to note what the OP was talking about was a really flawed argument. Essentially a lowest common denominator versus High Art. 

I mean…

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Which one of these more exemplifies “deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too.”

Because I’m telling you it’s not the one that cast Rob Snyder.

imwhe:

me, a broke college student, trying to treat my friends

metalgf:
“Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme
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metalgf:

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

chefpyro:

The worst part about growing up was having to pledge my allegiance to the flag of The Netherlands every morning OH WAIT WE DON’T DO THAT BECAUSE THAT’S INSANE

yeah it’s fucking creepy and even worse in texas because we had to pledge our allegiance to texas as well. All it is is indoctrination and brainwashing kids to believe that there is nothing wrong with america. To put it in perspective, it’s essentially “there is no war in ba sing se” on a grand scale