Silver Tongue

averyterrible:

awful paleoconservative poet: people hate modernist trash, i will give the world the beautiful sonnets it desires

ordinary assholes: have you seen this poem about a cow licking bread?

bizarrodf:

captainsnoop:

i havent bought final fantasy 15 because i can’t support a game where the boys don’t wear seatbelts 

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justlookatthosesausages:
“ emmis-art-journey:
“ I imagine this happened frequently
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imagine them walking in the street and Dumbledore pointing at ugliest cats saying ‘that’s you’
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justlookatthosesausages:

emmis-art-journey:

I imagine this happened frequently 

imagine them walking in the street and Dumbledore pointing at ugliest cats saying ‘that’s you’

iguanamouth:

euclase:

House martins are the cutest because they have fuzzy lion paws that make them look like fierce little griffins.

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oh no

I’m imagining the epilouge but with Neville’s kid instead of Harry’s.
Sensibly Named Child: Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin?
Neville: Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and I pulled the sword out of the hat and killed the snake. It's a magical hat and you're an eleven year old who thinks Axe works to attract girls. You know nothing, listen to the hat.
Thicc Solider76

chefpyro:

extradan:

chefpyro:

extradan:

extradan:

“I got you in my thighs”

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dan why are you like this

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DAN

chefpyro:

ah yes, the metal gear solid bosses

  • sniper wolf
  • revolver ocelot
  • decoy octopus
  • psycho mantis
  • trigger piglet
  • and liquid snake
pilot-webcomic:
“Pilot #13
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pilot-webcomic:

Pilot #13

fiyabwal:

xlov3lynightmar3x:

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Well then….

he even fucking waved at him