letmeprosper:

deadgoddesschronicles:

chi-dan:

jackslenderman:

icryformusic:

5sosphanandshortbread:

fun-n-fashion:

conductoroftardislight:

baileyarber:

the-malady-mill:

You are not stupid.

You are not ugly.

You are not worthless.

You are not weak.

You are not a burden.

Your mental illness is lying to you.

Fuck.

Also:

No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)

You’re not dumb.

You have great ideas.

Your smile isn’t ugly.

Neither is your laugh.

Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.

YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.

You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.

YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.

in addition: yes i love you and your existence

Uhm… I really fucking needed to see this.

Yes, I am happy to hear from you.

You look nice today.

No, you aren’t being annoying.

Tell me more about the things you like, I’m interested in what you have to say.

If you changed your mind and can’t handle going out, we can hang out at home instead, I really don’t mind and I’m not mad at you.

Yes, I am really honestly happy that you’re here!

I think you’re pretty great actually.

Needed this and BOOSTING

needed this.

ALL OF THIS

Side note: if you tell me to stop apologizing, I will apologize for apologizing so much

scifibaby:

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

dankmemermaid:

junevevo:

dankmemermaid:

when theres about to be drama in the group chat

Who the fuck makes tea like this?

i do when there’s about to be drama in the group chat

rosedosed:

I want a Sharkboy and Lavagirl remake where the CGI is insanely good and the acting is super emotional and intriguing, but nothing about the story changes. Sharkboy still has to sing the dream song and mister Electricidad still has to go “YOU ARE IN MY CLASS!!! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND”

politexan:

first half of a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game: funny jokes, silly and quirky characters, doing nice things for people because it feels good

second half of a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game:

just-shower-thoughts:

The human body is over 70% water so really we are just advanced cucumbers with anxiety

may:

vegan-preacher:

may:

light-leaper:

may:

sumtimes i just fill a pint glass with cold milk and drink it with a teaspoon

Why?

u appreciate every last spoon full of milk, not too much and not too little. you don’t feel that kind of appreciation if you just drink it Normally .

The cow that was dragged away from its mom sure didn’t apriciate it!!!

that’s stupid , cows can’t even use spoons

justplainsimon:

alex hirsch planning out the puzzle: “this’ll keep ‘em busy for like… afew hours, maybe 5”

the people doing the puzzle: 

Originally posted by zelderonmorningstar

mcloughlin-af:

Why that guy from a cartoon be looking like a legendary Junkrat skin?

moonblossom:

silentstephi:

derdoktorsschnabel:

chocolatequeennk:

spatscolombo:

cracked:

12 Times Han Solo Used The Force Without Knowing It

I need Han to accidentally be force strong, mostly because HE WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH “Wow so you’re basically a self-taught Jedi” “WHAT–ARE YOU–I’M THE BEST PILOT IN–” “That’s force shit” “I’M AN EXCELLENT SHOT” “Yeah, because of the force” “I’M INCREDIBLY PERSUASIVE” “That’s the force making people believe your terrible lies against all reason ” “I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL”

I can picture his reaction now…

Originally posted by gameraboy

No, but this is:

Originally posted by sterkiller

Oh heck

George Lucas can pry Force Sensitive Han from my cold dead hands.

I love everything about this theory, but my favourite part of it by far is now utterly offended he’d be by the suggestion.