sensitiveandopinionated:

tompocalypse-on-broadway:

So satisfying

omg…this just made me …excited

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

I think you mean pretty awesome.

moonlightthewolf:

I FELT LIKE A MONSTER. I let him go.

writers-hq:

mirandemia:

I saw this step-by step tutorial of how to Gird Your Loins and it needed to be readjusted. 

somebody write this into a fantasy novel

samtherandomperson:

scuzer:

scuzer:

HE STAND

@mx-bones HE STAND

This is when you should be scared

Does that make them @markiplier?

twixie-answers-mod:

highlandvalley:

まき兄さんのツイート: “なぜか今日に限って芦ノ湖の箱根神社の鳥居に足漕ぎ白鳥ボートが集結してるじゃん？ https://t.co/OCrz8qIKsq”

Need a water Pokemon and HM03

Like a vaporeon

rapldashing:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

lalondes:

sweetstardrop:

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

dinosaur-joshua:

batscoundrel:

theskaldspeaks:

THIS IS NOT AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT SKELETON

But it IS the GREAT PAPYRUS.

NYEH HEH HEHHH!