gearholder:

deeceeoh:

seashellies:

shebbsquids:

greek gods + george carlin

This is the best thing ever. 

Tag urself I’m Hestia.

I’m Demeter.

I’m Hermes

toodrunktofindaurl:

wet-monsoon:

claratyler:

wet-monsoon:

wet-monsoon:

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

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no….. No

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NO

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment.
Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film.
If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!”
That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story.
This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity.
So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

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rockpapercynic:
“ The worst ducking day, guys
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rockpapercynic:

The worst ducking day, guys

casapazzo:
“
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age112:

SUBTLE.

quartz-poker:

gabriel-patches-titanfeather:

queen-squids:

snortingpixystixs:

sixpenceee:

Here’s how nightmarish humans would look if our bodies were designed to survive car crashes

Article by Chris Weller, Tech Insider & Business Insider

If you’re ever in a car with Graham, then don’t bother telling him to buckle his seat belt. His body is already designed to withstand high-speed impacts.

Designed by a trauma surgeon, an artist, and a crash investigator, Graham is a hypothetical scenario come to life. Supported by Australia’s Transport Accident Commission, the project is meant to highlight how vulnerable humans are to injury.

Graham, however, is not.

Keep reading

yet another unrealistic body standard smh

HOW THE FUCK WOULD 10 EXTRA NIPPLES SAVE US FROM A CAR CRASH

Well glad to see a few people I know are safe.

Wait…his head and neck are one…

HE’S A SONTARAN.

kilalabunnies:

entering-hyperspace:

officialcadbane:

cremsie:

Not every Lion has a mane and sometimes a lioness does 

@spectre-5 it’s us!

TRANS! LIONS! TRANS! LIONS!

@silver-tongues-blog

The best part is that this kind of thing actually does happen sort of. Lions can change their levels of testosterone and estrogen if wanted.

age112:
“Fattest?…Somewhere in between on the higher end probably, lol.
These doodles were also from my bro’s idea for RT Burgerpants. XD
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age112:

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Fattest?…Somewhere in between on the higher end probably, lol.

These doodles were also from my bro’s idea for RT Burgerpants. XD