Silver Tongue

tastefullyoffensive:

Calculating the perfect jump.

scotchtapeofficial:
“if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this...

scotchtapeofficial:

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

pk-smokey:
“ bearmagus:
“ komasansrank:
“ u kno it’s weird how like, damn perfect the inklings just sorta naturally fit in the mario universe, this like, feels right
also isn’t cool how fast splatoon rose to like?one of nintendo’s main IPs on like a...

pk-smokey:

bearmagus:

komasansrank:

u kno it’s weird how like, damn perfect the inklings just sorta naturally fit in the mario universe, this like, feels right

also isn’t cool how fast splatoon rose to like?one of nintendo’s main IPs on like a Zelda Mario level? neat

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Look! Samus is having fun racing with the Inklings in Mario kart!

emperor-of-matzah:
“ smitethepatriarchy:
“ destinyrush:
“GO OFF GEORGE TAKEI
”
LEAD US.
”
#TAKEI2020
”

emperor-of-matzah:

smitethepatriarchy:

destinyrush:

GO OFF GEORGE TAKEI

LEAD US.

#TAKEI2020

out-there-on-the-maroon:

guobaa:

leftforbed:

👀

“IT”S HIGH NOON AND ALSO I LIKE MEN” 

You just know the more people who get all angry about this, the more Matthew Mercer is gonna go to Blizzard like “make McCree gay. Or bi. I will record special lines. I will make out with anyone for publicity. It’s for a good cause.” That man is ready

rifleweeb:
“ bpdgenos:
“this makes it sound like Mcree is desperately single
”
are you implying a grown-ass man who unironically dresses like a cowboy in the 2070s wouldn’t be single
”

rifleweeb:

bpdgenos:

this makes it sound like Mcree is desperately single

are you implying a grown-ass man who unironically dresses like a cowboy in the 2070s wouldn’t be single

transkanayamaryam:

theres like, 3 different levels of awful app version of a website

youtube mobile: works okay i guess, probably got its definition of functionality from urban dictionary

facebook mobile: *unfriends 3 random ppl and pokes someone u haven’t spoken to in 6 years*

tumblr mobile: *unfollows 13 mutuals, blocks your cat (yes, even if u dont have a cat this will still happen), steals the declaration of independence, performs the Rite of AshkEnte, and manifests porn whenever you open it in public regardless of what blogs u follow*

overviolet:

leftistmoth:

it’s honestly hilarious how “did you just assume my gender?” Is a Funny Meme™ to cis people now bc in what universe is it ever safe to ask that question outside of like a very trans inclusive safe space. In what universe am I ever going to able to correct someone I just met on my pronouns or gender without feeling overwhelming fear for my personal safety? you fools just want to view us as irrational idiots who have no grasp on reality so that YOU don’t have to face the reality that your “trans people wanting to be themselves and be respected is funny/an inconvenience to me/a load of bullshit” rhetoric literally ends lives.

im so fucking glad someone put this into words