Silver Tongue

ladyfogg:

sixpenceee:

These are hilarious and adorable. Kids are so dumb. I remember I cried when i was a kid because I couldn’t see my eyes move. I got these from here. What are some silly things you did as a kid?

As the mom of a three year old who cried at me last night because there was sauce on his noodles that HE put on himself, all these stories are all too familiar.

bellygangstaboo:

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today, I can’t breathe

moonbaki:

Donald Trump is a Templar confirmed

genderfluxsupport:

maydaykid:

support trans girls with deep voices. support trans boys whose voices slip into their head when they get over-emotional. support femme nb people whose voices are rooted in their chests. support masc nb people whose voices are in the higher range. destroy the idea that voices reflect peoples’ gender identities.

Your voice doesn’t prove your gender. :)

kawaiitriot:

the-dumbest-bun:

@nekomod

The thing about Overwatch is it’s great and all. The character design is impeccable and the fandom is obviously supremely talented in their ability to create content.

It’s a shame, however, that the Team Fortress will always outclass them where it counts. 

nentindo:

nentindo:

isn’t it crazy how no other computer generated object looks as realistic as the substitute doll from sm4sh

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bloodsbane:

i needed some color refs for moira so here she is! including her wolf and bat forms (still working on the designs…)

Idea for the next ac game:

combobreakercomix:

estpolis:

shortcake-s:

no balloon furniture

i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what assassins creed game had balloon furniture in it

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Have no idea if this has been done yet. Ah well. *shrugs*

rosexknight:

whopooh:

daimonie:

motherfuckingshakespeare:

runecestershire:

runecestershire:

persephonesidekick:

harmonicakind:

yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

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So I’m more or less being facetious here, but this is actually a thing.

Hamlet is genre savvy. Hamlet knows how Tragedies work, and he’s not going to rush in and get stabby without making absolutely certain he’s got all the facts.

Except once he thinks he has all the facts – once he’s certain that it really is the ghost of his father and Claudius really did kill him, he rushes in and stabs the wrong guy, which starts a domino line of deaths and gets Laertes embroiled in his own revenge tragedy and ultimately results in the deaths of nearly every character other than Horatio.

That’s the irony and the tragedy of the story. Hamlet knows his tropes and actively tries to avoid them, and the tropes get him anyway. It’s inevitable, the tropes are hungry.

I want a sticker that says the tropes are hungry so I can put it on my laptop

i met a scholar once who said that tragedies aren’t about a silly “flaw” or anything, it’s about having a hero who’s just in the wrong goddamn story

if hamlet swapped places with othello he wouldn’t be duped by any of iago’s shit, he’d sit down & have a good think & actually examine the facts before taking action. meanwhile in denmark, othello would have killed claudius before act 2 could even start. but instead nope, they’re both in situations where their greatest strengths are totally useless and now we’ve got all these bodies to bury.

The tropes are hungry and the hero is in the wrong goddamn story.

I love this post.

I need stickers of both of these things.