Silver Tongue

conmimi:

I think Rayquaza has something to say about unidentified pokemon in his stratosphere >_>

I miss Egoraptor.

chefpyro:

l-nobby-l:

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what. did he go somewhere? did he go missing?

Egoraptor found dead in Miami

is he okay????

I mean, he’s dead but I guess he’s okay.

malinanan:

Some homestuck sketches <,3

Gimme me the most cliched anime line you can think of

animentality:

sawadork:

animentality:

animentality:

I’ll start:

“What…does it mean to be human?”

I wish you’d all stop reblogging this, haven’t I suffered enough

“onii-chan!! you pervert”

I wish you’d all delete.

mewscaper:
“ Fallen Human (?) Temmie
”

mewscaper:

Fallen Human (?) Temmie

How does MPreg even work?
Anonymous

badficniverse:

You’ve ever seen the movie Junior? You know, the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Its like that but you have to play the movie in reverse and then throw the movie into a garbage can that’s on fire. 

Mpreg usually works either by laying eggs in the intestines of the guy or by having the guy have a womb in his anus.

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spacetwinks:

turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made so many assumptions about my life just by taking one look, you asshole. here’s an assumption for you: sherlock holmes is a huge jackass

jewishdragon:

weavemama:

weavemama:

BLESS THESE REPRESENTATIVES 

oh ya’ll thought that was it? nah, there’s plenty more where that came from. 

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BARBARA, AS YOUR CONSTITUENT I WILL JOIN YOUR RESISTANCE WHERE DO I SIGN UP!!!