omg i found this video on youtube called “elk hunting chihuahua” and the guy is like “make sure you have a good hunting dog” and just opens his backpack to reveal his lil chihuahua named coco and tells us how amazing she is at hunting
and then he just whips her out and says “you gotta have one of these things, they can track, and they’re just the best hunting dogs in the world” and that was the whole video and honestly i’ve never wanted a chihuahua more in my life
IM CRYING HES HOLDING HER LIKE AN ORANGE
ok ok ok this post is a great intro but!! the whole vid is
an unexpected wonder
like
he talks for a whileabout general hunting
prep without even a HINT of a chihuahua. i was watching it thinking, where is
the dog??
“hey everyone. it’s that time of the year, september 18th,
elk are in full rut, they’ve been bugling, just want to go over a few things
that i bring with me. always have an extra layer of gear, rain gear, looks like
we’ve got weather coming in, it was 32 degrees this morning. i always have my
cow call in here, i’ve got glasses, i’ve got rain gear, i’ve got beef jerky,
gun, water, all that good stuff, so, most important thing though is make sure
you have a real good companion. i like to bring my hunting dog, if you don’t
have a good dog, this dog—”
AND THEN
FROM THE BACKPACK HE HAS BEEN CASUALLY HOLDING BY HIS HIP
SHE EMERGES
“—can hunt.”
COCO BLINKS BLANDLY IN THE SUDDEN SUNLIGHT
“name’s coco, don’t let the size fool you, she’s all business
when it comes to hunting so, she’s a good watchdog”
CAMERA GETS TOO CLOSE TO COCO, WHO GOES ABSOLUTELY FERAL
“ow ow, wow, see— she will take your fi— [to coco] come
on, settle down settle down, here we go, we’re going hunting right now”
*slings coco into the air like a bag of trail mix*
Communism? No, still not vague enough for me. Personally I’m more interested in the most incoherent idea that’s ever been expressed in the history of political economy
I love how everyone agrees that 2016, specifically, was when the world jumped the shark, and while we all acknowledge that things have gotten worse and worse every year to the point where 2016 seems tame, THAT was the tipping point. When 2016 was happening we all knew that we were watching the world become silly, and none of us really knew *how* we knew that, but we did. Stuff happened and we just knew that things would be silly from that point on and we were absolutely right.
Actually my favourite part of this was how we all started by joking that 2016 was a really strange year that we would never be able to explain to anyone who didn’t live through it, and then the slowly mounting panic as the year stretched towards its end and 2017 came and we just had to accept that it wasn’t a weird year, the world was just like this now.
glad everyone in the notes is pointing to the gorilla being the start
I blame the weasel that caused the Hadron Collider to temporarily fritz out
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