Silver Tongue

nonetoon:

nonetoon:

nonetoon:

How close of a weird cryptid dude do you guys think I can get to in sims

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He turned out more “ghost of a Victorian child” than cryptid but that’s ok

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what did he do to deserve this

he chopped down all the goth tuffula trees

velocirapity64:

baronbrian:

val-ritz:

velocirapity64:

Men’s 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

be right back guys i need to run out to O'Reilly’s Auto Parts and get another jug of Boy Juice to soak in, got a big day tomorrow and want to wash up, brush my teeth, take care of these sniffles, and exfoliate

Folks, this exists and it’s called Dr. Bronner’s castile soap.

https://wildflowerbotanicals.wordpress.com/2010/11/02/18-uses-for-dr-bronners-soaps/

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Hey what the fuck

vivifromloona:

relelvance:

Sorry for being scrawny with a flat ass

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percethecurse:

ashestoashesjc:

coughloop:

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im going to be real i am pretty fucking surprised!

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Toronto Police: In our expert opinion, that shouldn’t be there.

Well they just weren’t sure at first, you know. Because of color theory

okayysophia:

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😂😂😂😂

medozu:

¯ > ¯

kirkisms:

sexynephron:

The LA Rams have an assistant coach whose job is to make sure Head Coach Sean McVay doesn’t run into the officials

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cloverthirteen:

the thing that’s even funnier about the “I Only Play Mobile Games” line is that it’s a fucking lie. the queen’s already played an arcade game with kris by that point. she just said that to piss off berdly.

queen has access to the entire internet. she knows just the right words to piss people off

nomiqbomi:

an undead monster based (loosely) on a globster.