pancakemolybdenum:

whats better than late memes

tastefullyoffensive:
“ by It’s the Tie
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The lroper answer: If the characters are created by the people then no, it’s not a choice. Your characters secuality is whatever you made them be when they were created. Essentially, they are created gay.

tastefullyoffensive:

by It’s the Tie

The lroper answer: If the characters are created by the people then no, it’s not a choice. Your characters secuality is whatever you made them be when they were created. Essentially, they are created gay.

Severus: You're just a heartless bitch aren't you?
Bellatrix: That's just not true... I totally have a heart.
[Severus looks at her skeptically]
Bellatrix: okay its not mine, but I have one...

chefpyro:

I wonder when people stopped considering the internet a part of real life. Like, how and when did that distinction become a thing?

did-you-kno:
“ Oxford University is home to a battery- powered bell that’s been continuously ringing since 1840. Nobody knows what the battery is made of and no one wants to risk taking it apart to find out. We’ll never know for sure until it someday...

did-you-kno:

Oxford University is home to a battery- powered bell that’s been continuously ringing since 1840. Nobody knows what the battery is made of and no one wants to risk taking it apart to find out. We’ll never know for sure until it someday stops working, making it the world’s longest-running science experiment. Source Source 2

thisclockworkheart:

Poké stops of Beach City

Man, steven is so lucky his house is a pokestop. Imagine if he places down lures at his dad’s car wash and it increases business?

gearholder:

younger-than-the-soul:

cowards-sorcery:

triclops:

homestuckcharactergifs:

thealienbae:

steelsamuraiofficial:

tchaikxvsky:

femme-fatigue:

curlicuecal:

yd12k:

moirails-for-life-yo:

visualvexation:

drkotobuki:

jeon-wonwon:

adoerable:

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

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“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

My personal favorite:

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time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

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well shit, thats a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving, but damn if it didnt just get solved so nice work 

joyseeker56:

retrogamingblog:

When people create monstrosities in Mario Maker

Basically.