Silver Tongue
reeeaper:
“This is a real tweet from Donald trump in 2014. Oh my god
”

reeeaper:

This is a real tweet from Donald trump in 2014. Oh my god

averypottermormon:

animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

I’M GONNA CRY

penkenarts:
“ geibuchan:
“ slimetony:
“ suppermariobroth:
“In Mario Kart: Double Dash, CPU drivers that are far enough away from the player do not interact with hazards on the road.
”
I fucking knew it
” ”
I GODDAMN FUCKING KNEW IT
”

penkenarts:

geibuchan:

slimetony:

suppermariobroth:

In Mario Kart: Double Dash, CPU drivers that are far enough away from the player do not interact with hazards on the road.

I fucking knew it

I GODDAMN FUCKING KNEW IT

infermon:

in Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. and then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. one automobile birthed another automobile. 

when Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “i’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. the car responds by saying “right. and mine is developing iPhone apps” before winking. not only is this a poorly placed pop cultural reference, but they have iPhones in this world. smartphones. Cars can hold mobile phones and use them and use their touch screen for various uses.

in Cars 2 there is a Pope. The pope is a car in a pope hat. he rides around in a Popemobile. a CAr is riding in another car. they make reference to the Popemobile. “is the Popemobile Catholic?”, Mater says as a “well duhhh” moment, much like our saying, “Is the Pope catholic?”. presumably this means the Popemobile is employed and must be specifically Catholic in order to be the chauffeur and carrier to the regular pope. Also, Catholicism is in this Universe. this means that there must have been an actual Jesus Christ car. also they mention at one point that gasoline is a “fossil fuel. as in dead dinosaurs!” so there must have been dinosaurs at one point in the Cars universe but were they actual dinosaurs or car dinosaurs how did this civilsation start how did the 

Open RP:

nubbsgalore:

nubbsgalore:

Happy #ObamaDay

(photos by pete souza, official white house photographer)

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thank you.

trans-junk-rat:

itsnicetobeappreciated:

trans-junk-rat:

I love how in the recall short tracer answers the recall immediately. like immediately. do the recall messages just get sent to their personal phones? has tracer just been waiting by her Overwatch Emergency Phone for years waiting for winston to ask her to become a vigilante? I love tracer

Actually she and Winston chat all the time, they have brunch every Sunday, she doesn’t even know it’s for vigilante work when she answers she just thinks it’s time for their weekly nip to the pub

“oi lov ready for our bi-monthly the last unicorn viewing??”

“I actually need you to break multiple international laws with me”

“FANTASTIC”