asadashino-sao:
“ Pokemon go teams in a nutshell
”

asadashino-sao:

Pokemon go teams in a nutshell

swimmingferret:
“ Now this is my kind of salt
”

swimmingferret:

Now this is my kind of salt

classicsock:

*is about to die*
*grim reaper is here to take my soul*
hey man i really liked your role in the grim adventures of billy and mandy

fruitcrocs:

charleypollard:

wirehead-wannabe:

mugasofer:

lizardywizard:

But now I’m wondering how all these facial recognition algorithms we’re coming up with now are going to take to the Bright New Transhumanist Future

Like, okay, we know Google can recognise dogs. But what about stranger things? Is anyone training these things on lizards?

Imagine basilisks specifically designed to crash these algorithms: abstract-blocks-of-black-and-white-for-heads that, like the QR codes of old, carry a hidden message in their patterning, only it’s a payload, a virus that shreds the system of anyone who tries to capture it on camera, the natural evolution of anti-face-detection camouflage. Imagine things that don’t even have faces, that don’t have an equivalent and easily-cataloguable part; people who deliberately wear mass-produced, identical android bodies, the Guy Fawkes masks of the future.

It’s a thing! Turns out, people would rather not look stupid than not be caught by facial recognition.

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Somehow they look exactly like you would expect cyperpunk protagonists trying to avoid detection by facial recognition software to look.

hillarious dystopian future fashion finally makes sense.
or, all scene kids will survive 

what the fuck does this mean

Freak flag

clientsfromhell:

A client calls our studio, asking us to replace the flags outside his company building.

Client: I want to have two flags on every flagpole.

Me: Okay… why would you do that? There is only really room to attach one flag.

Client: Sometimes the flags aren’t readable because the wind is blowing them in the wrong direction.

Me: Okay…

Client: So I want a second flag that points in the other direction so you can see my logo from all angles.

Me: Right, but - every flag turns with the wind. The two flags will catch the same wind direction.

The line goes quiet. I can HEAR him thinking on the other end.

Client: Ok, let’s go for one flag at each pole, but make sure people can see my logo from all angles.

trapcard:

I know this might be a wild concept but you can be critical of someone and still be a fan or support them. like pointing out harmful behaviours/actions of someone does not automatically mean you have to demonize them as a whole lol.