Silver Tongue
wunkolo:
“ piratebay-premium:
“ healingisneeded:
“ nintendocafe:
“ Animal Crossing coming to iPhone and Android phones in 2016
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They forgot
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wunkolo:

piratebay-premium:

healingisneeded:

nintendocafe:

Animal Crossing coming to iPhone and Android phones in 2016

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They forgot

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thewinterwulf:

friendly reminder that you can buy me a coffee or commission me!!

starwarsmashton:
“ livelovegood:
“ Imagine just having these two guys checking you out everyday in school…..
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starwarsmashton:

livelovegood:

Imagine just having these two guys checking you out everyday in school…..

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plasticseeds:
“ calleo:
“ Yes, if you react in a way similar to how another dog would react to accidentally harming a play mate or a pack mate.
That’s why, when dogs are playing (especially noticeable in puppies, as they’re still learning bite...

plasticseeds:

calleo:

Yes, if you react in a way similar to how another dog would react to accidentally harming a play mate or a pack mate.

That’s why, when dogs are playing (especially noticeable in puppies, as they’re still learning bite inhibition), and one dog yelps loudly and sharply, like a dog does if you step on its paw or tail, if you react by immediately jumping back, not doing the thing again, and giving friendly, appeasing gestures (nice petting, ear scratching, chin scratching, etc…or if you were another dog, submissive gestures, muzzle licking, things that say ‘nono sorry! I’m not a threat to you!”) the dog does, in fact, realize that you weren’t attacking or trying to be mean and that it was accidental.

That’s also why advice to puppy owners or owners trying to retrain a dog that was never taught to not bite during play are advised to yelp like a hurt dog if their puppy/dog gets too rough and immediately stop play and turn away, because that’s a clear signal to the dog that they hurt you and you’re upset now.

Most dogs will immediately ‘apologize’ in dog language for that as, especially if it was during play, their intent wasn’t to hurt anyone, just to have fun. They’ll also tend to react that way if you yelp if they step on you. I know I’ve yelped at Bear a few times because his big 105lb ass is HEAVY and does not feel nice on a foot.

Woah the reverse tactic wow

words-writ-in-starlight:

missymalice:

spxceselkie:

anyway!!!! allow me to present michael ealy as clark kent:

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he’s got the baby blues:

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he’s got the great smile:

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he’s a dork:

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here he is in glasses:

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pls imagine this face directed at lois lane:

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and this one:

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he can do serious too:

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look at him:

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these gifs:

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and finally:

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michael ealy as clark kent 2k17

… how are you gonna talk about Superman qualities and not mention his jawline? 

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Someone fucking start a Kickstarter or something, I need this more than oxygen.

rosexknight:

thatdruidbitch:

itsalburton:

thatdruidbitch:

itsalburton:

thatdruidbitch:

itsalburton:

thatdruidbitch:

itsalburton:

nastyukulele:

itsalburton:

nastyukulele:

illmaticraj:

Back at my old college there was a student lounge place I affectionately had dubbed “the weirdo lounge” because all the weirdos congregated there. You know those nerds who sit there and all they do is talk about anime, like those reddit pages, wear fedoras and shit? That kinda weirdos. So anyway the tragedy is that the Weirdo Lounge had THE BEST one person couch. It had a little laptop table attached and it was so damn comfy. Plus, it was always somewhat dark in there because of how the windows was positioned. So I’d go there to nap during my break periods. So one day I was napping when someone threw an empty plastic bottle at me and I snapped awake. A white nerdy girl from a few couches down said “I’m so sorry that was intended for my puppy to fetch!” and I’m like “DOGS?!” and I snap awake, that’s when I looked towards my foot and saw a whiteman. Sitting there. Like a dog. With his tongue out. and then he fucking barked. I was so infuriated but I handed him the bottle and he put that shit on the floor and then picked it up with his mouth. And then on all fours, ran over to the white girl and dropped it in her lap. I was so fucking upset.

Because I had to experience this post now too must all those that follow me. None of us shall remain untouched by this curse.

Why do I get the feeling this Dog Fetish Weirdo is one of those male feminists that talks about how he’s turning the table gender norms by having his girlfriend use a strap-on?

Sounds like something that may require introspection on your part, mate.

Friend,

I’m living in an age where the man about to take presidential office might seriously be a filthy piss-fiend.

Please bear with me as I try to wrap my head around the universe’s inner workings

I think Alburton and I are slowly becoming the same person. I just wanna go live in the middle of nowhere with my golden retriever and never interact with humans again.

You get out of my fucking head, forest witch

But I put flowers in all the vases and made cookies…

What kind of cookies?

Chocolate chip. peanut butter and oatmeal raisin

*hears Peanut Butter cookies*

…You can stay the night. It’s supposed to ice storm tonight.

Yay. My peanut butter cookies always make friends. I use them to bribe my neighbor into shoveling my snow.

I thought this post was gonna go one way but it completely went another by the end and I loved it XD

rosexknight:

yung-rage:

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probably because that post was too good for this world

basically it explained how, back in 2012 when Universal Studios made an animated film rendition of The Lorax, tumblr found this gangly green noodle attractive:

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and developed a unilateral obsession with him overnight, spilling into deviantart and youtube in a tidal wave of art, fanfiction, cosplay, etc.

However, Universal made the mistake of providing n o t h i n g for these fans to ship him with. There was nobody attractive enough, relevant enough, in-his-timeline enough, or not-related-to-him enough to have a stable ship. This was the spark of the spiral for the fans looking for romantic or adult content. As I told Ni: “– eventually they reared their heads back, in uniform, like a massive eldritch ouroboros, and began shipping him. With himself.”

Classic Oncelers, Greedy green-suited Oncelers (Greedlers), robot Oncelers, pimp Oncelers, old Oncelers, young Oncelers, the 1972 book version Onceler, AU Oncelers of every conceivable origin – everyone was shipped with everything. “Oncest” was coined. Look. At. This. Shit.

There was also some other golden stuff, including but not restricted to Glovecest, Empted:

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“The cereal has an ask blog.”

and my personal favorite by the mere fact of its existence: “Money on Wheels” – a pairing that is “a personification of money and the onceler’s racecar bed”

This was a fandom scraping the bottom of the barrel and it is one of the most fascinating internet phenomenon I have ever fucking witnessed. I am obsessed with the fact that it even fucking happened at all because I’ve never seen anything else like it.

And the most interesting thing about it? It’s like it NEVER HAPPENED. The fandom just DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH suddenly and you can’t help but feel like the whole thing was some surreal jarring nightmare.

This has become a community crisis, America is in crisis. There is an Once-ler Fetish that has gone out of control.” - Ed Helms, voice of the Onceler during a Q&A twitter session during the height of the fever. I’m not joking.

I have only heard of this legendary phenomenon. I’m sorry I wasn’t around to witness it XD

rosexknight:

nessie-wolfmod:

When you dig through you photos and find a sexy stallion that you completely forget about

DIMITRI THE FLUFFY BAT BAB YES!!