So the worst part about working at a resort at Disney is that we have “have a magical day!” engrained into our brains.
And we sell condoms.
When people buy condoms and you hand them the bag like “HAVE A MAGICAL NIGHT!!!!”
They either blush or wink or go wide eyed and !!!!! It’s AWKWARD
This just made my night.
Did it make your night magical?
At this point I’ve summed it up to “freaky science accident”.
Why is it that I can’t understand anyone who I can actually talk to?
I always thought it was ridiculous that in movies giant creatures like dragons or monsters don’t immediately kill the humans. Then I remembered how humans act around spiders and realized that those giant creatures are actually probably terrified of us.
Leo: Origins (2016)
i thought this was an obituary at first and had a small heart attack
I almost started crying why u gotta do this to me
Fuck, me too.
“do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time
Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit
