This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)
Howard: So it’s settled! The fate of Doctor Who’s TARDIS will be decided by a Game of Thrones inspired death match on the battlefield of Thundercats versus Transformers.
Person filming: [audible tapping of spacebar key to pause video]
Person filming: [yelling loudly, accompanied by hand gestures ] FUCK YOU! WHERE WAS THE JOKE?
Person filming: [still angry, more hasty] HE JUST FUCKING NAMED A BUNCH OF SHIT! HOW IS THIS COMEDY?
Person filming: [unpauses video]
Show: [laugh track, actors on screen awkwardly laughing]
Person filming: [overlapping audio of show, audibly irate] WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? WHYYY?!?!
Computer bugs
My husband and I have a small web design business and also do computer repair out of our home.
One day a client brought back a computer we had sold him only a month earlier, saying it was over-heating and shutting down.
My husband took the machine into the basement to check it out. Minutes later he came running wildly back up the stairs with the computer, threw open the back door, and ran outside. He was screaming.
The machine was filled with thousands of cockroaches.
Apparently, the client lived in a cold apartment, and the relatively warm innards of his compute were a cozy home for bugs.
Team Mystic tho
Gee, when you put it that way, kinda makes Team Mystic seem rather pathetic. I mean, this guy clearly went after the much more POWERFUL POKEMON FIRST! Articuno is the dweeb who sat on the sidelines, showing up at the last second. WHAT AN INSPIRATION! I TOTALLY WANT TO JOIN A TEAM THAT DOES NOTHING!
Wasn’t the whole point of the movie that the three birds were fighting each other and that caused an imbalance which almost destroyed the world? When the World falls into chaos I’m going to be blaming your two factions.
*clears throat* MYSTIC, BITCHES~!!!!
If you’re so smart then why aren’t you heading the prophecy
how the fuck can all these men be Old Man Jenkins?
“Old Man Jenkins” is a title inherited by the strongest old guy in Bikini Bottom
They all constantly battle to see who is worthy.
Maybe “Jenkins” is a last name and they are all related.
