Silver Tongue

gayunclejunkrat:

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i dont understand half of the words here but god if this isn’t the funniest thing i’ve ever read

outofcharacter-overwatch:
“ BONUS
“SomeBRA-DY once told me the WoooooorrRRRllld was gonna roll me” ”

outofcharacter-overwatch:

BONUS

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“SomeBRA-DY once told me the WoooooorrRRRllld was gonna roll me”

gokuma:

ebullient-giraffe:

cardhusband:

mysharona1987:

Trump and the former President of Mexico acting like bitchy high school girls on social media. 

It’s like The West Wing meets Mean Girls.

What the world has come to.

that fucken wall

Donald J. Trump, everyone

I couldn’t believe Quesada’s tweet was real. But it is.

gokuma:
“Warren/Streep 2020!
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gokuma:

Warren/Streep 2020!

inverted-mind-inc:
“ cozylittleartblog:
“what have I done
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God’s work
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inverted-mind-inc:

cozylittleartblog:

what have I done

God’s work

sgt-spank:

I’m sorry, but if you are the kind of person to come at people to start witch hunts over someone enjoying fictional content that is literally harming nobody, then you’re a piece of shit person. You are in control of what content you see on this website. You are in control of your dashboard and who you block/follow. It’s not anyone else’s job to protect you from fictional content on the internet. Take care of yourself. There is no reason to attack someone over a fictional character kissing, hugging, fucking, etc, another fictional character. Period.

These characters aren’t real. The people on the other side of your abuse and hatred, however, are.

dr-archeville:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ feministfangirl:
“This picture was taken before I killed the entire party and used one of their reanimated corpses to further the villain’s goals 😅
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#d20 #rpg #tabletoprpg #dnd #dungeonsanddragons...

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

feministfangirl:

This picture was taken before I killed the entire party and used one of their reanimated corpses to further the villain’s goals 😅
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#d20 #rpg #tabletoprpg #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster #dmlife

SO EVIL

“If the DM is smiling, it’s already too late.“  -Ancient Gaming Proverb

artedish:

butterbutch:

sincerelypenelope:

lesliefeinberg:

men are allowed to be so mediocre it’s insulting on the deepest level

Would you unfollow me if I reblogged this every single day? That is how often I think it.

Mediocre men get to make mediocre movies and write mediocre books about other mediocre men, but if a woman steps outside a door in a sweater and some plain jeans, she “let her self go”, “isnt even trying anymore!”

100% would reblog this every day.

songsaboutswords:

korolevx:

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oh yeah that’s the same united states senator from iowa that mows his lawn with three lawnmowers tied together

thats exactly that kind of ingenuity i want legislating thats goddamned incredible 

morthils:

morthils:

i’d kill for a steady income tbh

so turns out this is called being an assassin. finally, a career for me