g0966:

smallfrydoodles:

people renown gaster for being a genius but the fact of the matter is that this man knows what he’s doing maybe 25% of the time

fridges in the groceries

theslowesthnery:

Seems SAVING the game really is impossible.
But…
Maybe, with what little power you have…

You can SAVE something else.

rasec-wizzlbang:

reggiemess:

rasec-wizzlbang:

don’t you fucking roleplay at me on my shitposts

*huggles you*
~Nya, maybe some kitty cuddles will calm you down. :3c

yokoshimako:

爪先立ちの身長差

quackercracker:

swallowsandcoconuts:

detectivecharleyaceattorney:

myriamscuttle-butt:

I hate my city?

what the fuck

The people you should blame are the people who played niantic’s other game Ingress. When ingress first started players could create portal stations- which are the same locations used for Pokemon Go’s poke stops. So some guy playing ingress made that a portal location and it automatically became a pokestop. Great

Not only that, but there’s a badge in ingress you used to be able to get for submitting portals. So people submitted lots of junk portals to get the badge.

ghostyknight:

“Do you want to be my friend?”
“Oh, it was just me..”

jean-luc-gohard:

sohideyoureyes:

It’s a fine line between pleasure and pain.

The irony here is that you’d be able to lay flat on the bed of nails without injury because of the distribution of weight but you’d just sink into the roses and get thorns all up in you.

bugeyedfreaks:

onecornerface:

I simply cannot take The Purge seriously because reasons.

The Powerpuff Girls was ahead of its time.

fallska:

transparent pixels for team instinct, mystic, and valor! feel free to use them as long as you credit me!