Silver Tongue

laysiaprincess:

mintzy:

dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in.
When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer:
Woman: But there are no people in here.
Manager: Madam. The staff count as people.
Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

“The staff count as people” has me dead

transexualizer:

kaigen-apple:

transexualizer:

that screenshot of ocelot’s wiki article that has 19 different affiliations and says “occupation: spy” right under it

image

ICONIC

shaneycake:
“ drdjice800:
“ overwatch-fan-art:
“Overwatch: H20 by Risachantag
”
@shaneycake ”
This pleases me
”

baawri:

Meryl Streep Slams Donald Trump at Golden Globes 2017

heroictype:

scratching a bug bite is the most poisonous kind of ecstasy there is

mintyfreshsquids:
“ *holds her*
*is held*
”

mintyfreshsquids:

*holds her*

*is held*

virgoassbitch:
“ precumming:
“me pulling out receipts
”
Virgo
”

virgoassbitch:

precumming:

me pulling out receipts

Virgo

nonespark:

grampyre:

iconic

you don’t have to know anything about Star Wars, but PLEASE watch this.