wanderingberserker:

//So let me see if I get this straight…

Jack Morrison was supposedly dead, but is actually alive as Soldier 76.

Genji Shimada was supposedly dead, but is actually alive as a cyborg.

Gabriel Reyes was supposedly dead, but is actually alive as Reaper.

Dang blast it! Isn’t anybody in this dad-gummed game dead?

Ana Amari:

thewinterwulf:

i swear xkit if putting some stuff onto my main blog instead of my other one even though the blog i want to put it on is selected in the reblog button thingy >:S

It sometimes does that if the blog is new. You have to log out and log back in to fix it

krudman:

Shhhhh, don’t tell your mother~

wingogo:

the new sun and moon pokes continue to be my faves

am so psyched for a canon bootleg ‘mon

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

butttoucherboy:

shinjiboi:

Hello yes welcome to the Netherlands where our trains get canceled because there’s a snorlax on the track

I CANT EVEN

THIS IS MY COUNTRY Y’ALL.

d-kitsune:

Playing with Mimikkyu’s form-

buttart:

artitties:

*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

His throbbing flesh bus was ready to drive into her tunnel

jake-englished:

pokemon go is singlehandedly shaping the entire fuckdamn globe. places looking for hire are listing “active pokemon go gym nearby” as a perk of the job. bars are placing lures at nearby pokestops to attract customers. dog shelters are taking advantage of the trend to get people to walk the dogs while they play. this is the most positive possible outcome of pokemon’s wild popularity i love it so much