Silver Tongue

evilmuffun666:

radglawr:

bishopmyles:

Nope.

when your teacher is trying to teach you how to cast fireball

Actually, this an example of the spell ‘Enflame’ from Fable. He is a true master of Will

reipx:

How do deal with being sick: staring the Alpha + Beta Kids.

vonisv:

the-x-button:

the-x-button:

i’m really glad i got a physical copy of this brand new game so i can download 60GB off the disc and then install an 11GB update and then go through all these opening logos to get to the main menu and then a 5 minute loading screen before finally getting into the 12 minute cutscene before playing the hour long tutorial teaching me how to play the game.

how did this get so many notes in just 10 minutes

Because it’s a cold truth we all suffer from

iguanamouth:
“ the-average-gatsby:
“ iguanamouth:
“ iguanamouth:
“this is the fakest looking ad ive seen on here outta all of them. youre not even getting both shoes
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please help me im being haunted by single pieces of footwear and they keep...

iguanamouth:

the-average-gatsby:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

this is the fakest looking ad ive seen on here outta all of them. youre not even getting both shoes

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please help me im being haunted by single pieces of footwear and they keep breaking through my window howling and demanding to know where their other half is and i dont know what to tell them

they both belong to one person who wears a loafer on their right foot and a leather boot on their left

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oh fuck

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

it’s weird to remember that this character was the most intimidating villain of her series at one point and repeatedly attempted to kill the main characters

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#BringBackCalmAndCalculatingPeridot2017

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ag-kat:

bpdhanzo:

pearlitariat:

pearlitariat:

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Sherlock is not good, 100% subtext queerbait leave my blog if you disagree

Nah it’ll break it by shooting right down the middle, missing all three.

sinsays:
“ Something I said in a conversation with my friends about what ponies would have as wedding rings and I forgot to filter myself.
To be fair, I am to blame for half of Pink Nightmares’ creation, so me saying something like this didn’t...

sinsays:

Something I said in a conversation with my friends about what ponies would have as wedding rings and I forgot to filter myself.

To be fair, I am to blame for half of Pink Nightmares’ creation, so me saying something like this didn’t surprise me.

JaspGir?

daxdraws:

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I really hope you mean Jasper as Gir and not a ship between Jasper and Gir because I’m not drawing that (x)

supersoniqque:

lizthedragonwolf:

supersoniqque:

cool stuff one can find in my forest includes burning water

Its just a little flame girl tending to her water garden

this is the only acceptable reaction to this post everyone else can shut up and go home

iguanamouth:
“ “ 8-02-99 submitted: I found this weird ass strawberry and she looks like a small magical being/gremlin
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a trickster spirit
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iguanamouth:

8-02-99 submitted: I found this weird ass strawberry and she looks like a small magical being/gremlin

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a trickster spirit