awesomenerdyfangirl:

allieinarden:

virtuouspagans:

whenever I feel bad about having a weird name I remind myself that C.S. Lewis’ middle name was Staples 

When I was a kid, one of my family members quoted the first line of Dawn Treader—“There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it"—and I said, “Brave words from a man whose name was Clive Staples Lewis,” and my mom lost it. 

THIS POST CHANGED MY LIFE.

imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

arcanetheorist:

DISTURB NOT THE HARMONY OF FIRE, ICE, OR LIGHTNING, LEST THESE TITANS WREAK DESTRUCTION UPON THE WORLD IN WHICH THEY CLASH. THOUGH THE WATER’S GREAT GUARDIAN WILL RISE TO QUELL THE FIGHTING, ALONE ITS SONG WILL FAIL, THUS THE EARTH SHALL TURN TO ASH

bolloxtothat:

Mimikyu’s still a creepycute either way

dangerbooze:

silent-calling:

@dangerbooze
More helpful info, this time how to track Pokémon effectively.

Oh thank God. I need this. We all fucking need this.

copperbadge:

awesome-picz:

Meet Fox Dog, A Pomeranian-Husky Mix Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm.

This dog is a character in a video game. They have a quest item for me, or possibly are going to be my traveling companion. 

I WILL PROTECT YOU WITH ALL THREE OF MY ALOTTED LIVES, FOX DOG. 

hexmaniacmareen:

siderealsandman:

thewordywarlock:

lornacrowley:

undercitytwerkteam:

the tumblr fandom apparently forgets that junkrat and roadhog are actual violent criminals and not just Wacky Adventure Bros

their violent crimes canonically include hijacking ice cream trucks/accidental insurance fraud/literally stealing candy from children, people preferring to play up their endearing/comic relief traits over their Super Grim Dark ones honestly does not seem like that dire of a misinterpretation 

there’s official art of roadhog drinking from a dainty teacup and running away carrying an armful of stolen stuffed animals, and two of junkrats hero slides show him 1. hitting himself in the balls and 2. performing a rocket jump with childlike glee

the tumblr fandom apparently forgets that the Super Mario Brothers are actual violent Goomba killing criminals and not just Wacky Adventure Bros

how do u ACCIDENTALLY commit insurance fraud

The only scenario I can think of is someone owning a horse that’s insured and the losing it in a bet. Then being tricked into buying it, thinking it’s a different horse of a purer breed, and getting it insured for way more than it originally was.

korolevcross:

argumate:

Hmm, apparently women have weaker grip strength than men.

I wonder why.

I wonder what men are doing that gives them such iron grips.

It must be something that starts early in adolescence.

Regular, intense bursts of gripping activity… hmm. I wonder what it could be.

my-name-is-hilarious:

“it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway” one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.

They all say “no homo” before doing the deed

kowabungadoodles:

Ok it’s time for a poll! Reblog your Birb- Go INSTINCT!

Valor - Mystic