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just-shower-thoughts:

It might be impossible to time travel, but I bet the forms you’d have to fill would be even harder.

Just borrow a time machine and go back to invent it yourself

annethecatdetective:

afatblackfairy:

venusisfortransbians:

dragonlioness:

rocketmermaid:

princess-homogay:

Pre-HRT

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3 Years HRT

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ONLY TOOK ME A YEAR AND A HALF

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NICE

This is one of the best additions to a post I’ve ever seen 👍💜

Cutie

Oh gosh lovely!

What if instead of abducting cows, aliens just picked cows up and got them over the fence to escape.
Guys we forgot about the prophecy

dan-mcneely:

arcanetheorist:

DISTURB NOT THE HARMONY OF FIRE, ICE, OR LIGHTNING, LEST THESE TITANS WREAK DESTRUCTION UPON THE WORLD IN WHICH THEY CLASH. THOUGH THE WATER’S GREAT GUARDIAN WILL RISE TO QUELL THE FIGHTING, ALONE ITS SONG WILL FAIL, THUS THE EARTH SHALL TURN TO ASH

which mystic nerd do i have to wedgie for this post

Let me guess, you’re valor?

sphenodontia:
“ my highest pokemon in pokego is a flareon named bop
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sphenodontia:

my highest pokemon in pokego is a flareon named bop

zerotide:
“ almighty-silverkid:
“ Hello police? Yeah I just witnessed a fucking murder
”
SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON’T
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zerotide:

almighty-silverkid:

Hello police? Yeah I just witnessed a fucking murder

SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON’T

all-the-superwholock:

its-jack-the-human:

preteen:

how do i install a new attractive and cute face

You can’t install software already on the device

THAT WAS THE CUTEST RESPONSE I’VE EVER SEEN

:y