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thefirstpaleontologist:
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thefirstpaleontologist:

momir:

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

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i'm surprised you don't seem to have done any cursed biology posts about seahorses--got any cursed/blessed facts about them?

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ihavefoundthevaguestvoid:

bunjywunjy:

have you ever noticed how seahorses seem so… weirdly stiff?

they move almost more like a terrible 3D render than a fish.

but it turns out there’s a good reason for this!

it’s becauuussee….

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THIS MAN.

HE IS. ALL BONES.

Seahorse bones look like how the Halloween animal skeleton designers think animal skeletons work

seahorses work like a dinosaur artists wet dream

tuherrus:

can we have a normal sleepover next time

prokopetz:

It’s funny how whenever a major media site publishes a bloviating thinkpiece about The Rise and Fall of Tumblr, their elaborately justified list of things about Tumblr that modern social media users hate just happens to be perfectly, one-to-one identical with a list of things about Tumblr that make it difficult for advertisers to harvest personally identifying information about individual users. Like, exactly who do y’all think you’re fooling, buddy?

its also one-to-one the thing we like about tumblr

vengeful-supermarket:

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This is the only day you can RT this

modofpitchpatch:

People have been asking for this guide so here it is~ tumblr took the old one down almost 4 years ago and I have been fighting them to put it up again, but its not happening. So here is a re-upload~

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The race is entirely open and free!! You can make your own, as many as you want, and even change the rules to your liking if you want

dykeyprincesspeach:

mcsteamybackshotscompilation:

would people still call him one of the greatest directors of all time if his name was alfred hitchpussy. exactly

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the-punforgiven:

This is it this is my magnum opus audio design is my passion

fallish:

geek-ramblings:

A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.

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debelice:

Strong Winds Causing This Waterfall To

Spray Upwards ..