an-eel:

i love this low poly pigeon 

6543263674857960-deactivated202:

wuss poppin jimbo

yanchild:

nightskyie:

glumshoe:

hans-the-liesmith:

glumshoe:

I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.

LGBT:

Let’s

Get massaged

By

The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)

@beefymcstrongarms

on-wednesdays-we-wear-flannel:

i-forgot-adam:

victoria-saenz:

beefish123:

lordani-forever:

dies-first:

i talked to blizzard and this is how reaper76 began trust me

It have to be [laughing in spanish]

[Cackling maniacally in Spanish]

[Is Spanish and burns down entire city]

[Is Russian and slowly backs away]

[Is American and roasts marshmallow on the fire of destruction]

crunchyshep:

My love for her may just simply be my love for the colour blue

also I didn’t realize that it’s 1am

animentality:

robotlyra:

ladypalerider:

asukaskerian:

hotforpunks:

OH MY GOD

laughing so hard i’m crying a little holy shit

NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO

M A X I M U M   O V E R D R I V E

[REVVING INTENSIFIES]

“Gotta go fast-”

“But why Reggie-”

“GOTTA-”

“I AM ALSO COMPEL-”

kitsune23star:

My hype has returned!!

readycheese:

eggcup:

moscowdiscow:

kitfisto:

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

Sandy dumb as shit but She Got Cake

Hey

Bitch is a female scientist she aint votin red

She is a smart female scientist whose best friends are a sponge who works below minimum wage and a starfish who is unemployed. There are several reasons why she would 100% be a democrat. if anyone were to vote red it would be krabs because he’s a greedy fuck.

chefpyro:

The thing about an Institute Sole Survivor is that they’re suddenly made the leader of the most scientifically advanced group in the Fallout universe, having no major scientific knowledge other than maybe hacking terminals or duct taping robots together.

SS shows up to the board meeting wearing a Groknak costume and high on Jet and the board will just sit there and tell them how their new hyper-tubular-quantum-fizzler-majigger project is coming along.

Just smile and nod, SS.

Nepotism goes a long way

chefpyro:

mr-zuipperpips:

chefpyro:

luigi is the pope

But hey, that’s just a theory.

A GAME THEORY

who let matpat out of his cage

Give the pope luigis mansion