okay look i’m from england and like, whatever colour, favour, that’s my right but
this is so unnecessary. fuck you British English. you suck
plœæsœ mouthœr, mæy I havœ soumœ porridgœ four suppær?
okay thats not fair we’re not sweden
highkey hope one of the LGBT-confirmed characters ends up being Soldier 76 because like, can you image the white straight cis male outrage. It’d be incredible. The tears would water my crops. The salt would season my food. The harsh winters would ease as Mr.everyman protagman is seized by the gay agenda.
Probable? Who knows. Petty? You fucking know it.
Alternatively, Genji is super popular with the really vocally homophobic/etc. portion of the fanbase, so if he was confirmed to be LGBT+, the drama that would result would be astronomical
What if they’re all gay except ana or torb who canonically have had children so the only two people they can latch onto for their homophobic rhetoric is some old asshole and a (admittedly badass) grandma?
Honestly I agree with the theory that Kyle’s birth name is Ben Organa and that Han took Leia’s last name but I disagree that it’s just because Alderaan is matriarchal, like, A. you’d better believe Han would’ve taken Leia’s last name no matter how patriarchal her culture was, and 2. Solo is the name of a notorious criminal with all sorts of bounties on his head, but Organa is a name associated with royalty, meaning Han could show up in sweatpants at any restaurant in the republic and get a table for Han and Chewie Organa without a reservation
