Silver Tongue

fueled-by-nightcore:

if you think that all hentai artists are annoying horny men, you are wrong.

some of them are just dorks.

FUCKING DORKS.

yellow-h:

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Asgore.

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Many years later…

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zamaron:
“grindr inches…….
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zamaron:

grindr inches…….

maximumclod:

writing-prompt-s:

You live in a world where each lie creates a scar on the liar’s body. The bigger the lie, the deeper and larger the mark. One day, you meet someone that only has one scar; it is the biggest one you have ever seen.

“I have read and accepted the Terms and Conditions”

tiniestmagneto:

tiniestmagneto:

talking to a friend about their new oc like

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who reblogged this

lesbophobes:
“ everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is called “perfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:
“For Untitled (Perfect...

lesbophobes:

everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is called “perfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:

For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)

rudolphsb9:

bob-artist:

i-need-mayo:

haydenkdy:

otherbully1:

brainstatic:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.

We’re used to mini wheats…

I AM CRYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

@dreddzeppelin

Plain shredded wheat is my life.  I just finished a box and got a new box today.  Please don’t hurt me like this. ;_;

Also, I thought everyone knew shredded wheat came in 4 sizes:

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I’m still laughing my ass off at “lunatic fiber satan”

Character Descriptions in 2017

patrickat:

“…with eyes so blue that Anish Kapoor is not allowed to gaze into them.”

tastefullyoffensive:

Free Willy. (via 5eean)