Silver Tongue

hazardnuzlocke:

au where nebby is the trainer and lillie is the poke

bigmammallama5:
“ winterstar95:
“ itswalky:
“ wackd:
“ itswalky:
“ spockvarietyhour:
“ HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED
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Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off. Something else is going on here, behind the scenes. And it...

bigmammallama5:

winterstar95:

itswalky:

wackd:

itswalky:

spockvarietyhour:

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

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Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

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She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

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Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

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now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

This is the reason I am on tumblr

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

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crunchyshep:

Space Jam Slam™ me into the godforsaken Sun, I started this around 1:30am, it 6:30am and I am so tired

likeheaven:

Stuart semple found out who sold anish kapoor the pink

petite-pumpkin:
“Snow goats.
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petite-pumpkin:

Snow goats.

phantomrose96:

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homebeccer:

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anneriawings:

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST



GUAM?

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

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KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

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12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY


GO COOKIES GO


@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper@homebeccer GET READY

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lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

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12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

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THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

COOKIES ACQUIRED

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THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

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how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????


AND 

IT’S

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IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

violetren:
“ petrichorcryptidlore:
“ hawkeseyes:
“ cellarspider:
“ zambiunicorn:
“ calliopeoracle:
“ bigbigtruck:
“ quotes taken from the source
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I have a cat that says ‘Mau’, and a cat that says ‘Moo’. At least that’s what they usually say, they...

violetren:

petrichorcryptidlore:

hawkeseyes:

cellarspider:

zambiunicorn:

calliopeoracle:

bigbigtruck:

quotes taken from the source

I have a cat that says ‘Mau’, and a cat that says ‘Moo’. At least that’s what they usually say, they have a pretty extensive vocabulary.

Brrmmloo is my favorite cat noise hello cats

I’ve been looking for this one for AGES it’s really hard to search for especially when you forget the header.

personally the “cat activation noise” is my favorite

PRRMpP??, prrp, bpprr, mmrrmmm, prmmbrpp, (these are all sounds my cat makes

my friends kitten said mew so much that it somehow become her name.

thexfiles:

carrie fisher didn’t get laid to rest in a prozac-shaped urn for us not to take our meds…………. so take your meds

The “I Probably Shouldn’t Have Pets” Starter Pack

breaktimewritings:

irljimmy:

robot707:

goldfishgeek:

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Could someone tell me what’s wrong with meowmix?

seems that it’s made some cats sicker (puking uncontrollably) and has been infested with bugs often, also in general, i think it’s probably just low grade and can give cats problems (like purina for dogs)

That betta fish tank was REALLY rustling my jimmies but then I saw the rodent and rabbit cages and now it just makes me sad for humanity.