Silver Tongue

Man saves House Finch frozen to rail.

1venty79:
leggyre:
leggyre:
people are saying this happens because Sparkling Aria cures burns, so if your Pokémon has a burn he will try to heal it and make that heal extra good by doing a z-move instead of a normal one
and if that’s not fitting for him then i don’t know what is
Here’s a hilarious video of this phenomena.
hau caught destroying innocent players on camera

giraffesonparade:

giraffesonparade:
I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr
MEAT WITHOUT FEET

animeteenager:

When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day

dangerousmew:

Red yes

mint-and-love:

I meant to put popufur but spam bots instantly liked it??????

I think paw-pular would bea better pun

Overwatch but everytime a fan gets upset about tracer being gay another hero becomes gay

comradepanda:

aviatorhead:
Petition to give zenyatta a passive ability of if he’s on critical health he can get on his legs and sprint away
But every step he makes is a xylophone noise

me enjoying mcelroy content

lulurantis:

dar-draws:

unnamed frilled-neck lizard magician