jaclcfrost:

being protective over anyone that’s any combination of taller, stronger, and older than you

quartz-poker:

the-ink-pad:

thefireboundmage:

You’d think so but if thats the case giant ponyta must just be very common :U

Charizard also was like, 10 feet tall in the anime, but can’t really usually get over 4 or 5 feet tall in reality.

My theory is that pokemon grow to different sizes depending on where they lived, just like real animals. And that you can breed them for certain sizes or whatnot.

dragondicks:

sandalphom:

wendycorduroy:

violent bigots pissed at gay clefairy, more at 11

this is not a cyberpunk future i predicted

Generally I agree with the sentiment that we’re living in the worst possible iteration of a cyberpunk dystopia but honestly, pokemon fans using augmented reality to AR-tag a notoriously homophobic hate group’s building by having it controlled by a pink fairy videogame monster called “loveislove” that’s only visible to other people playing the same AR game is some Shadowrun shit and I love it. I hope loveislove makes their jigglypuff eat shit

ten-and-donna:

siderealsandman:

deadpoopy:

reactionaryhater:

dear-tumb1r:

Okay no you guys listen 
the fucking Westburo Baptist Church is training a goddamn Jigglypuff to take on the Leader of the Gym parked in their front yard, ran by trainer Pinknose and his fucking Clefairy named LoveisLove but they’re such bigmouthed pussies theres been no fight yet just a bunch of talk and I physically cannot goddamn handle this 

what the fuck

what the fuck guys jugglypuff is like the gayest pokemon smol pink puff balls what the FUCK

They… they really posted this.

Elsewhere.

What a time to be alive

I can’t believe I actually have to read the words ‘sodomite Clefairy" with my own two eyes

it is 2016, and our greatest gay icon this year is a Clefairy that is literally being challenged by a Jigglypuff trained by a church…WHAT IS LIFE?

We all live in a Pokemon world

puddletumbles:

I woke up this morning and decided that when pokemon go gets some updates and trainer v trainer battles are implemented, I’m going to start my life anew as a team rocket grunt. I’ll get the outfit together and a good team with koffing and ekans- and go out to meetups so I can lose to children everywhere.

I’ll have phrases ready too. “I can’t believe it- a kid BESTED ME?” “Aw boss is gonna let me have it after this!” “You have such a strong bond with your pokemon- is that why you won? Hmph.”

Look at this fucker! This little dick costed 15 Pokéballs. And I don’t mean I missed 15 times I mean he broke out of the Pokéballs 15x

just-shower-thoughts:

“Firefly” uses an opposite pair of words than “waterfall”

Well shit, I can’t use augmented reality on Pokemon go because my new phone does not have a gyroscope

bunney:

its weird being 18, 19, 20 in 2016 because i remember going into kindergarten and seeing those chunky ass giant computers at the desk and then going through school while technology rapidly develops and graduate in a world where people can have the entire internet and more just in their pocket like idk its so strange to me

I think it’s beautiful. If you told me in 2001 that I would have friends in Canada I can talk to for free, I would have punched you in the shins.